Oh no! Calamity strikes when Petunia Blue finds herself stuck on a cloud!

What will she do? How will she get out of this one? Did she finally bite off more than she could chew? How could a simple, inconspicuous earth pony find herself in this situation?!

Miss Cheerilee is out shopping and happens to bump into Miss Harshwhinny at a Hallmark store, who's looking for just the right card for the occasion.

Soon after Princess Luna tried her first-ever video game out of boredom, playing them became her #1 favorite hobby by far. She especially loved playing them with other ponies. It was just too bad that her competitiveness and hot-bloodedness made ponies start "conveniently" claiming they felt ill when it was their turn to play with her.

However, Princess Celestia could tell the real reason, but couldn't bear telling her little sister out of fear of giving her Nightmare Moon flashbacks. Near her wits' end, Celestia asked Princess Twilight if she knew any ponies with both a fondness for video games and a personality capable of handling "Gamer Luna."

At Spike and Starlight Glimmer's suggestion, Twilight decided to ask Eric Reed, a human but also an experienced gamer, to be Luna's new gaming buddy. Unfortunately, Twilight forgot to warn Eric that Luna could become intense when she played games, which accidentally left him blind to what he was in for.

Things (probably) went as well as you might expect.

This story is also one of a still-growing series of stories that all take place after A Giant Adventure to Equestria. It isn't necessary to read any of them to understand this story, but "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" does show how and why the human OC Eric Reed is in Equestria and can't leave.

If you enjoy this story and would be interested in checking out any of my other stories with Eric, you can find the list of all current ones here.

Two strangers wake up in bed together and it’s all downhill from there.

Written for the dialogue-only contest several months after it finished.

With thanks to NaiadSagaIotaOar and Amber Dread for prereading.
Cover art by imdrunkontea.

Sometimes a story's natural and proper length is somewhere between 1 and 999 words.

In the newest mini-story (most recent 'chapter'):
How did Trixie get her hooves on that cursed 'Alicorn Amulet,' the evil artifact that drove her even more insane than usual?

(In the first of several mini-stories, Twilight learned more about Luna's role as goddess of the Underworld.)

These stories are closer to "E for Everyone" than to "T for Teen," but I'm rating cautiously.

I've also rated each story individually as E or T.

Once upon a gyatt, in the cap land of Equestribidi, there were two rizzed sisters who ruled together and yapped about harmony to all the simps. To do this, the hot one used her powers to mew the sun at dawn; the sussy sis brought out the moon to begin the rave. Thus, the two simp masters maintained balance for their goondom and their chads, all the different types of pones. But as time griddied on, the sussy sister became edgy. The betas relished and trolled one another in the day that her hot sister had brought forth, but then they slept through her chilled af night. One fateful day, that sussy alicorn refused to lower the moon to end a Metallica concert. The malding sister tried to goon with her, but failed to check her vibes, and the sussy one's heart had upgraded her into a sigma mare of dankness: Mog-mare Moon.

*Not actually cancelled~

Garble is a dragon. He hurts others and takes their stuff. Why? Because he’s a dragon. That’s what his dad taught him to do.

Content Warnings: Blood

Written for the 2024 Non-Pony Writing Contest

Edited by EileenSaysHi

Preread by TheDriderPony and The Sleepless Beholder

(Based on a request by Lavapede. Takes place before the time skip in "The Last Problem".)

Not long after taking the throne, Princess Twilight receives an invitation from Sunset Shimmer to come to the human world. Eager for a chance to get away from the pressures of ruling and relax, Twilight agrees and brings all her friends with her.

But as it turns out, Sunset Shimmer isn't just looking to catch up with old friends. She and the Rainbooms want to challenge Princess Twilight and the ponies to a series of sports in order to see who's truly the best.

Despite the disadvantages faced by the ponies, Princess Twilight and her friends all agree. With even Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer agreeing to take part, it's anyone's guess as to who will win what and whether ponies or humans will triumph overall.