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Miss Cheerilee is out shopping and happens to bump into Miss Harshwhinny at a Hallmark store, who's looking for just the right card for the occasion.

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Well, that was hilarious.

--Spade


Edit:
Whoops, thought this was the radio "beeped" edit.It's not.
/shrug

If no one has made a greeting card to the convey the message: 'Good luck and fuck you' then someone is missing out on massive profit.

Ain't that conflicting feelings?

Just send an e-card saying 'Congratulations' with a link:

[youtube=AibtyCAhyQE]

Edit: Don't know what I did wrong, but that's 'Die In a Fire'...

This is wonderful :rainbowlaugh:

I so need one of those to send to my ex... I can so sympathize with Harshwhinny here. At least it was too my face, and not through Facebook. Oh, and I didn't forgive her. But yeah, kinda similar all the same :rainbowwild:

Here, have a fave and a like! :twilightsmile:

I'm pretty sure that's what blank cards are for. That way, it's sure to deliver the perfect message.

I quite enjoyed this; I'm a sucker for uncommon character interactions.

lol Hilarious.^^

And I bet they find just such a card.

I know people who've been in this exact situation.

How about this for a card: on the front is a well-dressed person, standing straight and smiling. Written beneath the picture is "I'm happy for you." Inside, is a back-shot of the person, where it reveals they are holding a weapon (such as a baseball bat or axe). Written under that is "But I still want to bash your head in."

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One thing I considered for the occasion was to buy a whole bunch of gift cards, and put exactly one cent of value on each. But I'm not quite that much of a jerk.


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Ain't that conflicting feelings?

It is.

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This guy I used to work with, we messed with each other all the time. I came in one morning, and he'd put a big board against my tool box that said, in spray paint, "Your box is ugly and you will die."

The next day, I played this song for him:

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This is wonderful :rainbowlaugh: ...Here, have a fave and a like! :twilightsmile:

:heart:

I so need one of those to send to my ex... I can so sympathize with Harshwhinny here. At least it was too my face, and not through Facebook. Oh, and I didn't forgive her. But yeah, kinda similar all the same

Since Facebook never forgets, I probably could have put exact conversations in the story. Probably best that I didn't.

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I'm pretty sure that's what blank cards are for. That way, it's sure to deliver the perfect message.

Or a really nice gift bag full of horse s:yay:t.

I quite enjoyed this; I'm a sucker for uncommon character interactions.

Thanks! Harshwhinny needs more serious stories.

I really need to write more EqG stories, to be honest.

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lol Hilarious.^^

Thanks!


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And I bet they find just such a card.

If they don't, that's an untapped market right there.

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I know people who've been in this exact situation.

Me, too.

But hey, some good came out of it. Now I'm writing ponyfic. :pinkiehappy:

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Ooh, I like that. I think even without text, the meaning of that would be clear.

Maybe the guy on the card could be holding flowers in one hand (that you can see on the front), and an axe in his other, behind his back.

7618351 After it's pasted into your comment, you have to delete the "https://youtu.be/" part.

They really don't have a good card for an "I fucking hate you but I'm an adult so good luck" kind of moment. Guess you'd just have to make your own.

Nice story with a funny ending nice job :ajsmug:

Never ever try to remain friends with an ex. The pain is never worth it. A clean break, no further contact.

Relevant video (caution, naughty words):

This was an interesting interaction.
Don't see these two all that often.

So was she dating him for six years or five? Or was that last year not one of the good ones so it doesn't count there at the end.

If you break up with someone then you should make it clean.

I know that feeling...even after 20 years I'd still like to send a card like that to a certain someone!
Nice work on pairing these two characters. Very good story!

actually i someone made this kind of cards, they would make a lot of money.

A good tribute to the Harsh

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They really don't have a good card for an "I fucking hate you but I'm an adult so good luck" kind of moment. Guess you'd just have to make your own.

It's really a niche that ought to be filled. I do like 7618647's suggestion. That's a card which ought to exist.

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:rainbowlaugh:

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Never ever try to remain friends with an ex. The pain is never worth it. A clean break, no further contact.

Or at least not until the wounds have had time to heal. Staying friends won't work, but re-establishing contact after a period of years can work out.

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This was an interesting interaction.
Don't see these two all that often.

It's a shame, really, because they make a great pair.

So was she dating him for six years or five? Or was that last year not one of the good ones so it doesn't count there at the end.

Five. That got missed in pre-reading, and is now corrected. :pinkiehappy:

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If you break up with someone then you should make it clean.

Agreed.

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I know that feeling...even after 20 years I'd still like to send a card like that to a certain someone!

Yeah . . . some wounds never quite heal, do they?

Nice work on pairing these two characters. Very good story!

Thank you!

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actually i someone made this kind of cards, they would make a lot of money.

I know. I can think of some people I'd like to send them to.

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A good tribute to the Harsh

Thanks!

7622769 Wow. You respond to comments. I don't think I've seen anyone else with over 1000 followers reply to people before. You're the first that I've known to do that.

None of the people I follow have over 1000 followers. I usually follow due to personality and good stories. And by personality, I mean they actually respond to people.

Also, I assume you like those 4 things that I found by googling something and sorting through about 50-100 images to find the best images to fit the ending.

This was great. I kinda wanna see more adventures of Harshwhinny and Cheerilee.

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Wow. You respond to comments. I don't think I've seen anyone else with over 1000 followers reply to people before. You're the first that I've known to do that.

ocalhoun, Georg, Estee, and Cynewulf all seem to be pretty good at responding to comments, too, and I think all of them have over a thousand followers.

I really like the comments--in fact, that's what drew me to Fimfiction in the first place. You could have an actual dialogue with your readers, and where else could you do that?

Also, I assume you like those 4 things that I found by googling something and sorting through about 50-100 images to find the best images to fit the ending.

I did, and the second one was my favorite, because I can totally see Miss Harshwhinny on that card. If I had any artistic skill whatsoever, I'd make that card, using the coverart from this story.

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This was great. I kinda wanna see more adventures of Harshwhinny and Cheerilee.

Me, too. When I was writing this, I realized how uncommon a pairing that was [if you search those two tags, this is the only result], and it really shouldn't be.

...capital of Prance was Bordeaux...

...capital of Prance...

...Prance...

It's not our world and makes me wonder what kind of problems they have there. Most likely it's the better version of our world or some nonsense like that.

“Yes.” Miss Harshwhinny brushed her hands on her pantsuit, smoothing the few wrinkles in it. “I prefer listening to music, but to each her own, I always say.” She glanced over at the shelf. “I never really understood the appeal of candles.”

...for some reason, my first thought was her listening to heavy metal rather than classical music or something.

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The thing that's constantly bugged me about "Prance" is that I'm still not clear what the adjective form is- "Prench"??

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...for some reason, my first thought was her listening to heavy metal rather than classical music or something.

Who's to say she doesn't?

The thing that's constantly bugged me about "Prance" is that I'm still not clear what the adjective form is- "Prench"??

Yeah, you speak Prench when you're in Prance.

Or 'fancy,' as Applejack calls it.
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Nothing says she doesn't, it just isn't the first thing you'd expect.

Well, maybe. I think that "(nice|stuffy) old lady likes death metal" is a trope.

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Well, maybe. I think that "(nice|stuffy) old lady likes death metal" is a trope.

And then there's the nice old lady that plays death metal.

Well, sorta. But close enough, I'd say.

Some delicious cynical goodness packed into this one.

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That'll do it. This was a fine character piece for Miss Harshwhinny though.

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I think she was the perfect character for this. She’s got the right attitude.

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Right attitude indeed!

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And let’s be honest, there aren’t enough EqG fics with Harshwhinney. Also, as obvious a pairing as it seems, I think I’ve got the only one that’s got Harshwhinney and Miss Cheerilee.

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