One Shot - Celestia and the ponies of Equestria are posed to start opening conversion bureas on Earth, however they didn't count on the horror that is government workers with paperwork.

Join a low-level government inspector as he travels across universes to deliver a fine to Princess Celestia.

Will he manage to bring the right forms?
Will he avoid being gored by angry unicorn-pegasi with their sharp, shiny horns?
Will he use his brain and think outside of the box?

Probably not, he is government after all.

The new MLP Changeling Exosuit 2.0, capable of allowing a human to morph into other creatures on a genetic level, is about to arrive and someone has been lucky enough to get a hold of one these suits before it's available to the public. He begins blogging about the new suit and it's amazing powers, quickly earning him internet infamy. But what happens when everyone using these starts to act more and more like changelings? Surely the developers worked out all the bugs... right?

Inspired by the EQ Daily April Fools Post.
Changling Genetic Exosuit

Garble's behavior towards Spike and his pony friends - despite being mimicked by his cronies - was unacceptable by the standards of the Elder dragons, and he was taken sorely to task for it. When the Elders decided an apology had to be delivered, Garble's twin sister, Garbledina, volunteered to deliver the apology. She claimed it was a sense of responsibility for her twin's behavior, but in truth she was curious about the 'runt' who so thoroughly got under his skin.

When she actually meets him, however, that curiosity quickly grows to something more. This comes as a shock to Spike and his friends...especially to a certain unicorn mare.

Cover image - cropped from the image that inspired this story - by Mr. 101.

Equestria is expanding unstoppably. The Conversion Bureaus are working at peak capacity. It looks absolutely certain that Celestia will replace humanity with ponies.

But then one niggling flaw appears in her plan. You see, humanity's religions, while dismissed by Celestia as just more evidence of human barbarism, are correct in at least one respect. Humanity has a loving father, and what Celestia is doing makes Him angry. So angry in fact, He's going to do what He hasn't done since ancient times: smite.

Seems like Exodus is being reenacted, and guess who's playing Pharoah?

I'm always being tracked down, why? Because I am the only one of my kind in all of Equestria. No matter how far I run, or even how good I hide they always find me. The only reason I can keep running and hiding is because I fight. Fight to see..another day.

(Lots of fight scenes, alternate universe, and anthro.)

(Oh and this is not a self insert)

(Looking for better cover art, anyone wanna help?)

Boba Fett. Notoriously known as the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy. From the Outer Rim to the Core Worlds, his exploits are the stuff of legend.

His latest hunt --for which the reward offers enough credits to purchase a small star system-- takes him to the farthest reaches of explored space, to a distant and unknown planet, where he is to kidnap a notable figure of great power and return to his employer with all due haste.

The target?

Princess Celestia of Equestria.

The 'Human' tag is not present on this story because it involves immersion into a universe that contains a great deal more species than them. Expect far more than mere humans to make an appearance.

Far in the frozen north, a tunnel lies.
It holds no honor.
It holds no treasure.
It holds no kings.

It holds only death, and pain.

**I wrote this crack fic years ago, and I just cringe, but at the same time it was funny to write it, and apparently some of you find it a little funny too, so I'll keep it up...also I'm sorry for all of my crazy comments in the comments section, I wanna just delete them all, but that's not good character. You can't just delete the words you say in life, you gotta own up to it and grow better. And I have. This message is getting deeper than I thought, so I'll just leave it here. Live life to its fullest.

The Militia and IMC forces clash together in a fierce engagement for a crucial objective that could critically determine the outcome of the entire conflict--and that means no expenses can be spared from either side.

So when you need to bring in the heat and FAST, there's no better way than to warp a Titan into battle before the opposition can even blink by using the latest single-use disposable (but expensive, and not to mention potentially unstable) WarpFall Transmitter.

But when a Pilot's Atlas-Class Titan receives "Turbo_Drop" directive for immediate effect on drop-point, a malfunction in its WarpFall Transmitter yields...interesting results.

You do not necessarily have to play TitanFall, or be associated to gaming to be able to read, understand, and enjoy this story.

Heck, even I don't play TitanFall, but follow the game very closely to understand a substantial amount.

The reason I do not insert a Human tag on the story is because the MLP universe doesn't necessarily encounter human beings directly, but rather a product of it, in which case is a Titan. But the Titan is fictional, and is something that has been crossed-over in a virtual and alternate human universe, and thus the story is therefore not affiliated with Humans directly.

Neither do I insert an Alternate-Universe tag, because the story's primary setting is based on the unaltered canon of the MLP world, and therefore is not "alternate" in itself.

Now with that out of the way, this is just a little random story to throw out there to satisfy my brain. Enjoy what I slapped onto the keyboard!

Story is Cancelled, but a better one is up in the Sequel Box to the right!

The Militia recently suffered one of their greatest losses at the hands of the IMC, and nearly lost an entire battlegroup. However, one Destroyer damaged it's warp drive, and was sent deep into uncharted territory. Along with it, one of their best Pilots, Joshua, went along for the ride. Haunted by his mistakes in the IMC Pilot seats, he vowed to do right by his new position, and that includes helping whoever needs him, whether they be former IMC, hardcore Militia, or even talking magical ponies, as they begin to battle across Equestria, fighting to help maintain one form of peace where theirs had previously failed. Assisted by the Destroyer, known as Horizon, Joshua will lead the Equestrians through war against all of their known enemies, and help to find his own salvation among the alien populace.

I do not know if there is anything at all written anywhere about the technologies of the ships or anything about the characters (if there are any) in Titanfall, so it's mostly assumptions from other EA titles, and what I believe may have happened in the background of the Campaign.

Original characters used, so warning about that, and maybe a little bit jumpy here and there, but this is the first time I've taken on Titanfall, and what I find best to use, so there.

Hope you enjoy and thanks for reading!

Currently Undergoing Rewrite

Titanfall is owned by EA and Respawn Entertainment.
I own and regret nothing.

A continuation of a very short science-fiction story called "Knock" Which consists of these two sentences:

"The last man on Earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door."

Recommended to read this short
Wikipedia page of the story.

Character and story tags are subject to change.