This is a tale told by Luna in her solitude of the moon. The view point of her and her alone as she looks out the eyes of Nightmare Moon.

"Where are my balls, Twilight?"

Spike the Puppy has some questions now that he can speak.

I was a pony, a fisher, a member of a village, and father. Then I found a flower that I had no idea would change our lives forever.

When I shared the lily with the town during the feast, it was meant as an act of kindness. The lily had another plan, it seemed.

Just something I thought of and typed up quickly.
Thx.

Twilight Sparkle gathers her friends after receiving a rather distressing letter from her mentor, Princess Celestia. She's not happy about the contents, at all.

It seems her friends all went on some magical adventure without her. And now they're all in a lot of trouble.

Sex tag and Teen rating for some crude humor.

"Hey, have the heard the one about the human who came to Equestria and married all the Princesses? What was his name again... Gary? No, his name wasn't Gary! And I'm sure it wasn't Anon, either! Where do you ponies get these stupid... wait now I remember! His name was David! David Silver! Do you wanna hear how this doofus got loved up and turned into a pony? Sure ya do, Trust me, you're gonna LOVE this story..."

Permission was sorta obtained from David Silver to produce this fictional abomination. Sort of in that he kinda rolled his eyes, but didn't tell me not to write it...

A mysterious asteroid has landed in the town of Ponyville. This asteroid holds a power nopony have ever seen before. It shows equestria in the future! Now its up to a little filly named Paradise Melody to stop this horrible future from becoming the present. But she's going to need a lot of help.
All the credit to my editor: Harmony Pie
She's a nice 13 year old girl that helped a 17 year old boy. She's awesome! *sobs*

When Rainbow Dash leaves her, Pinkie Pie decides it's time to off herself! But when her own methods fail, it's up to her friends to help her. And thus, begins an exciting adventure of assisted suicide and the horrible hijinks which ensue!

Raccoon, you are not funny and should feel bad.

This is a crack-fic I wrote back before Season 2 aired. At the time, the Equestria Daily mods refused to even read it, saying it was sick, unfunny, and completely inappropriate. As a result, it's a bit out of date, but you know what? I still think it's hilarious, even years later, so I'm posting it with only minor revision.

20-year-old Ryan Burbank is living with his girlfriend in their woodland home when he is struck by a mysterious infection seemingly out of nowhere. To everyone's horror, his sickness spreads quickly throughout his body, shutting him down one piece at a time. The doctors are at a loss of what to do about this new form of bacteria. Ryan and his loved ones choose to keep fighting until either a cure can be discovered...or the pain becomes too much.
At the height of his suffering, he discovers a happy little show while watching television in his hospital room. The bright colors and happy attitudes of the cartoon equines provide him with a much-needed escape from the daily pain of being killed from the inside.
Eventually, the pain becomes too much and he decides it would be better to go out surrounded by his family, in the embrace of those who kept him company throughout his short life. Just as he starts to fade, his eyes wander to the screen of the hospital room television and the cartoon ponies who adorn it. Something strange begins to occur...almost like the screen is pulling him in. Tunnel vision, maybe?
No, that can't be it...why can he hear his name being called by a very familiar voice? And why is she...crying? Who is this crying, familiar voice and why does she seem to know him?

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SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS

Rated "Teen" for language and the "Sex" tag is for all of the sexual humor and suggestive situations. If I decide to up the suggestive stuff in the future, I'll change the tags and rating to fit that change.

Cover by enamis.

Hello, my name is or was Beth. I say was, because something amazing happened to my daughter and me when we went to Everfree Northwest. You see we cosplayed as our OC's of our favorite character from MLP the lord of Chaos Discord. But then there was a flash of light and now we're in Equestria as mother and daughter Draconequus. I just hope we can prove to the ponies that we're not bad and show them sometimes a little chaos is a good thing.

Coverart by C-PUFF

Rara's always been able to sing like an adult. It's something she never really considered until ponies approached her after camp. Ponies who believe she has potential far beyond what her cutie mark tells her. Potential even to compete on Equestria's biggest stage...against Equestria's greatest talents.

WARNING: This fic assumes Rara's camp performance wasn't a voice acting error, and that she actually is one of those borderline creepy kids on TV who can sing in an adult voice.