My daughter and I cosplayed at Everfree Northwest and we got whisked away to Equestria as our favorite character and why is Discord looking at me like oh yeah I forgot.
Hello, my name is or was Beth. I say was, because something amazing happened to my daughter and me when we went to Everfree Northwest. You see we cosplayed as our OC's of our favorite character from MLP the lord of Chaos Discord. But then there was a flash of light and now we're in Equestria as mother and daughter Draconequus. I just hope we can prove to the ponies that we're not bad and show them sometimes a little chaos is a good thing.
I was sleeping peacefully in the bed of the hotel room my daughter and I shared but something felt off. Maybe it was the fact there was a breeze or I could hear birds chirping. Or it could be that the memories of what happened started to come back to me.
Earlier that morning
" Mommy, come on we got to go," Was the cry of my energetic daughter Angela.
"Hold on sweetie I just have to make sure my horns or straight," I said looking from her back to the mirror. " There all done, now did you forget anything?" I asked as I stood up.
I walked over to my little girl and looked down at her admiring the work I did on not only hers but my costumes. See We decided to finally go to Everfree Northwest so we could meet the people responsible for the creation of our favorite show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. Yep, I'm a Pegasister been one for almost seven years started watching it when my daughter was four years old. We are even members of the FIMFiction website and we just love all the fanfics people write about Discord well the teen and everyone stories the mature ones I read alone.
Sorry, I'm getting off track as I was saying we were here to have fun and meet other Bronies and Pegasisters and maybe get an autograph from John de Lancie. After making sure we had everything we needed and our costumes were perfect we headed out of the hotel to get to the convention before it started. As we waited in line I had this funny feeling like we were being watched. Brushing it off to having some people complimenting us on our costumes. We made our way inside keeping Angela close to me at all times because that feeling was getting worse. I couldn't understand it but it wasn't a bad feeling just weird. As we made our way around we saw different stands looking through them we bought a few things we liked that was until we came to one particular stand. The person running it looked normal enough but when she spoke it was like listening to the voice of an angel.
"Well, don't you two look precious I haven't seen a Draconequus family in a long time I bet Discord would just love to meet you both," She said making us giggle at that.
"Thank you, mama, he just so happens to be our favorite character in the show," I said having my daughter nod in agreement.
I was about to ask her something when Angela called for me to look at something on the ladies stand. Looking at what it was my eyes grew in shock there on a tray were the six keys of friendship. Seeing what I was looking at the lady smiled.
"You're in luck these happen to be the only ones ever made and since I like the way you two look I give you a deal on them," She said smiling.
I was about to decline when Angela tugged on my side looking down at her she had a pleading face begging me to get them.
"Oh, alright how much do you want?" I asked turning from my daughter to look at the lady again.
"How about twenty for all of them and I'll even through in two gold chain necklaces so the two of you can have three keys each," She said pulling out two long gold chains and began attaching the keys to them.
I handed her a twenty and she placed the necklaces around our necks for us. " There you go," She said stepping back to look at us smiling. "Oh, one more thing, Beth you and Angela enjoy your trip,"
Hearing that I looked at her confused before there was a thud I looked to see my baby girl had fallen to the floor unconscious I was about to scream when I felt light headed I saw a flash of white and then everything went black.
Back to the present
I felt myself laying on my back with the warmth of the sun and a lite breeze on my face. Then the memory of what happened came back opening my eyes I cursed my stupidity because of the brightness. Laying a hand over my face I felt something off it wasn't a hand but a paw and it felt real. Pulling it away I looked at what was essentially a lions paw out of the corner of my eye I could see hair it was three different colors white pink and purple reaching for it I pulled only to yelp in pain.
"Why would it hurt it was just a wig then I thought back the lady the keys and what she said how did she know our names and what happened to us?" I thought to myself only to remember Angela my baby girl where is she. getting up I noticed that I was a lot thinner and taller. These things had to wait I had to find Angela. I took a step only to fall forward bracing myself for the impact only to not feel anything looking I saw myself floating in the air.
What the, how is this possible?" I asked myself only to hear giggling behind me.
Turning around I looked for who it was only to see floating behind me was my daughter in her costume but it wasn't a costume anymore it was really her, she was a baby Draconequus. I wanted to panic but I knew it wouldn't do any good so looking around I saw a small pond grabbing hold of my daughter's hand, ah, paw whatever. I wanted to get over there to see what has happened to me if I looked like my costume too. I stood up straight and tried walking again but this time I wasn't moving. Looking down I saw my feet paws whatever were just moving in place like I was on ice.
"Oh come on I want to go over there," I said out loud pointing to the pond with my free paw only to be standing there in a flash.
I blinked a few times and shook my head before I leaned over the surface of the water to see my reflection only to roll my eyes at what I saw. I was no longer a woman in a draconequus costume but a real live one. As I look from, my daughter to my image I began to smile I have to admit my daughter looked really cute and I looked good.
"How did this happen it can't be real there's no way unless those stories on the site are true?" I was thinking to myself as I landed on the ground still looking at my reflection.
"Mommy whats wrong?" My daughter asked me getting my attention.
I turned to look at her as she too was standing on the ground now. "Sweetie do you know what happened to us?" I asked her only to see her smiling at me.
" We're in our favorite show look," She said pointing to the otherside of the pond.
I turned to look and that's when I almost said a few choice words. There on the otherside of the pond stood six very familiar ponies three fillies and a baby dragon all staring back at us. We stood there looking at them for what felt like hours before I reached over and picked my daughter up in my paws turning around and flying off in the opposite direction as fast as I could.
"Mommy why are we leaving can't we go say hi?" Angela asked as I kept flying away.
"Not now baby, mommy needs to think first okay?" I said looking down at her putting on a fake smile.
I kept flying until we came to a small wooded area slowing down I decided to stop here to catch my breath and I think. I mean come on things like this aren't supposed to happen they're just stories on a website right? But here we are in a tv show and not only that we're our OC's.
"Ok now sweet heart you need to listen to mommy very carefully," I said placing my daughter on the ground.
Looking up at me she only smiled nodding her head fast. Which sounded like an old cow bell for some reason.
Shaking that off as something to do with chaos magic I look back down at her. "Now if this is real and I have a feeling it is. Then we can't use our real names anymore and we'll have to use our characters names from now on, so do you remember yours?" I asked her.
"Yes mommy, it's Eris Sprite of Mischief," She said smiling.
"That's good and if anyone or pony asks you, my name is Harmonia Lady of Balance understand?" I asked her only to have her shake her head, yes making that same sound.
I picked her up giving her a kiss and hug only to be startled by the voice of Pinkie Pie yelling to the others that she found us. Still holding my daughter I turned around to see the same ponies we saw earlier still with the same confused expressions. I raised my paw up to wave and say hi but before that Rainbow dash charged at me.
"I don't know how you got free Discord but we'll stop you before you do anything else," She yelled as she flew at us.
Scared for my daughter's safety I held her close to me hearing the sound of fingers snapping I looked to see my tail in front of me and as for Rainbow Dash, she was being held in place by roots that were coming from the ground wrapping around her.
"Hey let go of me you stupid roots," She said as she tried to get free.
I looked past her to see the others looking shocked at first then angry thinking that it would be better to stop this before someone pony got hurt. I set my daughter down and raised my paws in the air.
"I'm sorry about that I didn't want my daughter to get hurt is all," I said making them look at me confused.
"Wait why does discord sound like a mare?" Applejack said tilting her head.
"That's simple silly filly because that's not Discord her name is Harmonia and that's her daughter Eris and they come from an alternate world where they were tricked in come here by a strange mare who sold them six keys that now have changed to look like all of our cutie marks on chains around their necks," Pinkie said smiling after what she said.
"Wait how in Equestria would you know that Pinkie?" Twilight said looking at her friend.
"Oh just a hunch," Pinkie said stuffing what looked like a stack of papers with the words I Pinkie Promise We're Not Bad Guys on the front page back into her mane.
I started giggling at what Pinkie just said making them all look at me. "Actually what she said is all true my daughter and I did come from another world and I promise you that we mean you no harm, in fact, we can make sure you know we mean it," I said looking down at my daughter nodding.
"Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye," We both said and did the movements of a Pinkie Promise making Pinkie smiling even bigger.
After that, they calmed down and I released Rainbow Dash from the roots apologizing again to her. The six mares and the young dragon came over to talk with me while the three fillies started to talk to Eris. They asked the typical questions, where we came from, are we real but there was one question that made everything stop.
"So is Discord you dad?" Scootaloo asked making Eris lower her head and start crying.
Hearing this the others felt bad as I moved over and picked her up comforting her. "Shhhh it's okay baby I know it still hurts let it out that's it," I said as I held her close to me until she fell asleep. "I sorry for that but my husband died not too long ago and it still a little hard for her."
"I sorry I didn't know I just thought,' Scootaloo said lower her head.
"It's alright it's just she was her daddies little girl is all and trust me when she wakes up she won't be mad at all," I said as I reached out and pulled Scootaloo into a hug comforting the filly.
Fluttershy came over and nuzzled Eris while she slept. "Oh, you poor thing don't worry we're all here to help you,"
Not wanting to be gloomy any more Pinkie yelled out that they needed to throw us a welcome party to cheer us up. Everyone agreed and Twilight said she'd send a letter to the Princesses about us upon hearing that Eris popped her head up and look at Twilight.
"Did you just say that we get to meet the Princesses?" She asked to have Twilight nod making Eris squee.
Deciding to head to Ponyville Eris ran ahead of the group with the three fillies by her side laughing the whole way. While the rest of us made our way there at a leisurely pace. As we walked I explained what Eris and I were.
" You see there are different types of chaos magic. Take Eris hers is mischief which is like trying to go throw a locked door or stepping in a pile of poop it's harmless and that is her chaos power. Now my chaos magic is different because it's not chaotic in the sense you would call it but cosmic it's what you would call Karma," I said making them all look a little confused.
"You mean if somepony did something bad they would get punished for it later?" Spike asked looking up to me.
"Yes, exactly but in my case, it wouldn't be later but instant retribution. I said smiling down at him making him blush.
"What do you mean by instant sugarcube?" Applejack asked tilting her head.
"Well let's see," I said concentrating. " Ok I got it," I said snapping my paw as a screen appeared in front of us show a street in Manehatten. "Now watch as that Mare will lose her bag of bits and that young colt sees it on the ground," I said as they watched the screen. Now he has a choice to either take it or return it. Now if he chose to take it I would place a police officer just around the corner to arrest him. But I he chooses to return it then Karma would smile on him. Let's watch and see what happens," I said as I made a bag of popcorn appear in my paw.
As we watch the Mare did drop her bag of bits and the young colt saw it and picked it up. We could see the expression on his face as he was debating on what to do. We watched as he started to turn and walk away but stopped and ran after the mare calling to her. Seeing the mare stop and turn around to face the colt the girls seen as the mare thanked him and gave him five bits for being honest before I snapped my paw and made the screen disappear.
"Wow did that really happen or was it just a show," Twilight asked looking a little skeptical.
"That really just happened, what you just saw was what I can do. You see my magic is like a scale that where harmony and chaos are placed and as of now that scale is off," I said knowing full well that they won't like what I 'm about to say. "So to return the balance to this world Discord has to be set free,"
What!!! They all yelled.
"Well this could have gone better," I thought to myself as I smiled looking at six shocked and angry mares.
To return the balance to this world Discord has to be set free.
What!!!
Yep, that's what pretty much happened on our first day here although my daughter did make friends with the CMC she even became a member. But now we're in Canterlot as guest quote unquote of the two princesses. I say it like that because Twilight sent a letter to Celestia telling her about us and what I said. That's when we found ourselves in the throne room being stared down by two very ticked off looking alicorns. Looking over to the girls I could see that Rainbow Dash and Applejack had the same expression as the sisters although Fluttershy and Rarity looked concerned. As for Pinkie she was just smiling I think she knew things were going to turn out fine but twilight was looking a little confused and scared at what was happening. Eris was being herself well her draconequus self she was floating around the large room looking at everything with the awe and wonder of an eleven-year-old child. I on the other hoof was patiently standing there with my lion paws crossed over my chest waiting until the sisters decided to speak.
"Look I can see that you're upset about what I said but it's the truth the balance of this world is off and the only way for it to be fixed is if Discord is released," I said as I uncrossed my paws.
"How dare you speak to us and demand that we release that monster," Luna said stepping forward. " You and that small one are the same vile creatures like him,"
Hearing that Celestia looked shocked and was about to say something. But then sniffles could be heard behind us turning around I saw my daughter with tears in her eyes. Fluttershy and Pinkie both moved over to her to comfort her. I turned back around to look at the Night Princess with anger in my eyes.
"Apologize now," I growled looking at Luna who stood there with a shocked expression on her face."My daughter always said you were her favorite pony but now I think you lost that title,"
Before anything else could be said Celestia walked to her sister's side placing a wing over her Celestia smiled down at her now saddened younger sibling.
"Sister, I know you are upset but please for the little one," Celestia said pulling Luna in tighter.
Lowering her head Luna sighed before looking at my daughter. "I am sorry little one I did not mean to hurt you please forgive me,"
Eris pulled her head away from Fluttershy's chest to look at Luna. " Thank you, Princess Luna but it still hurt and don't worry you're still my favorite pony," Eris said between sniffles.
Hearing this Luna perked up smiling she walked down the stairs to stand before my daughter reaching out and pulling her into a hug nuzzling her cheek. "Thank you, little one thank you," She said as a few tears fell from her eyes.
Looked around to see even Rainbow Dash and Applejacks stern looks disappear. Twilight walked over to Celestia when she to descended the stairs to stand before me and see her sister sitting there holding a young filly as they talked and laughed.
"I am also sorry for everything that has happened," Celestia said gaining my attention. "But you must understand what you ask is problematic and dangerous?"
"Yes Princess I know but the fate of Equestria, no the whole world is in danger for you see without his presence a great evil will befall this world and even my powers won't be able to stop it," said to her with a saddened tone.
"But what you told us your magic is stronger than Discords why does he have to be freed?" Twilight asked stepping closer to me.
" My magic is more cosmic meaning it's a combination of both Harmony and Chaos there for I can either enhance them or neutralize them," I said regretting what I just said.
"What do you mean by neutralize?" Celestia asked a little unsure.
"If you were to use the Elements of Harmony on my daughter and I when we arrived the only thing that would have happened would have been a light show and nothing more," I said making them both look at me in shock. "The elements can only purify or imprison darkness and evil, Eris is neither of those because her heart is pure and innocent as for me, my heart may not be as pure but I try to follow three pieces of great advice. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, Judge not, that ye be not judged, and the most important whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also." I said resisting the verses that kept me going after the loss of my husband.
Celestia smiled hearing those verses. Those are the wisest of words I have ever had the privilege to hear," She said before lowering her head in sadness. "I just wish more of my ponies would learn to live by those words."
"Well, who knows princess maybe when a few of them get their flanks hoofed to them by karma they'll learn?" I said placing my paw on her shoulder.
"Please call me Celestia," She said smiling once more.
Twilight was about to say something when Luna and the others joined us. "Sister, sister look at what Eris has given us," Luna said levitating a small plushie of each of the ponies and dragon present.
"Oh, they are so cute and I really like the white one," Celestia said.
Grinning Luna tilted her head. "Why would you like Ms. Raritys over your own?" She said only to started laughing.
"Very funny Luna now which ones are mine ?" She said looking at the plushies only for Luna to pull all of them away.
"These ones are mine yours are right here," Luna said levitating over another group of plushies.
"I looked over to Eris who was sitting on Luna's back smiling. " Honey where did you get all of these I asked my daughter pointing at the toys.
"I made them mommy why did I do something bad?" She asked looking a little upset.
"No sweetie, in fact, I'm very proud of you," I said leaning over and hugging her.
Turning back to look at Celestia my expression stern. " I know we have not fully discussed it but I ask you to think it over and I do understand the Discord was only imprisoned only two days ago but I beg you to take some time and thought," I said turning to pick my daughter up. "Now if you'll excuse us we need to go make a home for ourselves in the Chaos Dimension but don't worry we be back in an hour so we can have the party Pinkie want's to throw us," I said making them look saddened but they perked up hearing that we'd be back.
Snapping y paw a door unrolled its self behind me opening it I was going to walk through when Celestia called to me."Harmonia, you said a great evil would come do you know what it's called?"
I turned my head to look at her and with a sigh, I nodded. The evil is a group of omnipresent beings called The Void Displacers they torment the innocent by ripping them from their own worlds and realities into an alternate one for their sheer enjoyment," I said as I turned and entered the door closing it behind me.
After I closed the door I leaned against it and dropped down to the floor. Bringing my knees to my chest I sat there thinking of what I did.
Why, why did I tell them that, why couldn't I have said it was Grogar or some other ultra-powerful enemy, but no I had to tell them of the Displacers the one thing that can never be stopped. Every fanfic I've read shows that the Merchants and Displacers do take people from Earth and drop them off in some form of Equestria. Still, they do it without the consideration of the person or the world they send them to. Oh yeah sometimes that person helps out but then there are the times where they become a tyrant or monster and destroy that world seeking others to do the something too. The worst part is the person is no longer themselves, they take on the persona of the costume they wore when they were dragged into whatever world those damned monsters sent them. No, I can't call them that, well not all of them the old woman merchant that sent us here she had good intentions right? I mean it was just my daughter and me no one else no family left on Earth but us, so being sent here was a good thing but why did we show up at this time, why not after Discord was free or before that, then maybe we could have helped stop him or just showed up one day and be like. Hi my daughter and I are just some Draconequus that happen to be pacing by and we thought we'd stop and see what's up.
AAUGH!
I know I have to tell them about the merchant and displacers and those stupid tokens before any of them pop up.
Ok now let's think, I can tell Celestia and Luna about all of that and warn them if any tokens are found they are to be either destroyed or locked away forever and if anyone else shows up they are to be turned to stone until I can learn how to open a rip in reality like Discord did in Make New Friends but Keep Discord.
My thoughts were broken when I felt my daughter sit next to me and hug me. "Mommy are you mad that we came here?" She asked looking up worried at what I might say.
Stretching I reach out and pulled her closer to me kissing the top of her little-antlered head. "No, I'm not mad because I'm with you and together we can do what?" I said bopping her on the nose making her giggle.
"We can do anything if we believe," She said through giggles.
"That's right, and now we need to believe that this house is fully stocked with food and every other amenity we need," I said as I stood up and we started walking into our new home. Which strangely looked like our old home with a few slite differences one being the colors were much brighter and there were no pictures on the walls other than that it was the same.
We walked around the house checking every room downstairs then headed to the rooms upstairs and ok what I said about the house being the same was way off the bathrooms were very different by that I mean each one had an Olympic sized swimming pool for a tub and for the master bathrooms shower it was a well a waterfall literally a waterfall. As for the bedrooms, Eris had a queen size bunk bed and mine was a kingsize if you would call it that seeing as it was ten feet wide and twelve feet long I was going to complain about it but stopped when I looked down to see I was not five foot eight anymore but a whopping fifteen feet long from nose to tall. I know because I checked when I laid down on the bed and three feet of my tail still hung off of it. I do have to say one thing though this bed is like laying on a cloud I mean it was so soft that I almost fell asleep.
While I was checking out my bed Eris was in her room looking through her toy box. The funny thing was she was able to climb into it and disappear. It sounded like she walked down some stairs opening and closings doors calling out that she couldn't find what she was looking for until she stuck her head out of the box.
"Mommy, have you seen my backpack?" She yelled.
Hearing her I got up and made my way to her room to see her head sticking out of her toybox. "No sweetie but I think it's in your closet why not check there?" I said as I watched her climb out of the box and go to her closet where she let out a squee.
"Thank you, mommy, I found it," She said pulling it out of the closet and showing it to me.
That's good but why do you want your pack?" I asked.
"I wanted to bring some stuff for my new friends," She said loading her pack with a few books, board games, as well as her Nintendo 3DS and games.
"Ok, but I think we should get ready to go because I'm sure it's time for Pinkie's party?" I said turning to leave only to stop and see on her chest of drawers something that brought a tear to my eye it was the picture of her father my husband in his policeman's uniform.
Whipping my eyes I smiled looking at the picture. " See honey I promised that we'd be fine and our little girl couldn't be happier now," I thought to myself still looking at the picture.
Eris walked up to me touching my leg to get my attention. "Mommy let's go we don't want to be late and I want to some of Pinkie Pies food," She said as she made her way out of her room and down the stairs.
Placing the picture down I started walking after her before a thought hit me jumping up I took off flying down the hall and stairs reaching the bottom before Eris making her look at me in surprise and annoyance.
"Mommy that's not fair I don't know how to fly yet," She said crossing her little-clawed arms in a pout.
I looked down at her and stuck out my tongue. "Too bad so sad," I said giving her a raspberry making us bot giggle at it.
We walked over to the door and stood there for a second both of us taking a deep breath I reached for the doorknob and turned it opening the door slowly at first but then I was pushed back as the door flung open and Pinkie was standing there looking at us with the biggest smile I had ever seen.
"Well come on let's get this party started," She said as she grabbed both of us and pulled us through the door and back into the throne room.
Once I got my bearings I looked around to see the whole room was decorated with streamers and balloons everywhere. At the far wall, there was a table stacked with food. I looked in awe at it all feeling a tug on my arm I look down and see Eris pulling on my arm.
"Come on mommy everyponies waiting for us," She said as she and Pikine were both pulling me over to Twilight and the others.
Putting on a smile of a happy guest I let them pull me over and when we were there I waved to everyone and greeted them. Looking around I could see that Pinkies party was pretty much what I expected it to be like. There were games and prizes and everyone's favorite pony DJ Vinyl Scratch or is it DJ-Pon3? I looked around again and finally saw the two ponies I needed to speak with. Excusing myself from the others I made my way over to the Princesses.
"Greeting your Majesties," I said bowing to them.
Standing there I felt really nervous and started to fidget with my tall. Seeing this Celestia moved closer to me.
"You don't have to be so nervous it's not like you are hiding anything," She said chuckling.
Hearing that all the color left my body and I mean that literally, I was completely void of color just a black and white figure standing there. "Hehe funny you should say that," I said turning to look at the Sun Princess. "You see there's something I need to tell the both of you and well you might want to sit down for it,"
Without a word, Celestia looked to her sister and both of there horns began to glow and in a flash, the whole room was silent actually everypony in the room was frozen.
"Wow I didn't know you could do that," I said pointing to everyone else.
"It is a freezing spell it will not last long and no harm will come to any of them," Luna said as she walked over to stand next to her sister. " Now please tell us what is so important that we will need to be seated,"
I took a deep breath steadying myself I told them everything and I mean everything. About the Displacers, Merchants, tokens, the Omniverse, the Show even about the Fanfictions. I even snapped a tablet into existence and showed them episodes of the show and let them read some stories off the FIMfiction site. Only letting them read Everyone type stories I don't think they're quite ready for Shipping or Clop. But after that, they just stood there staring off into space. I was afraid that their minds were broken. Until they both shook themselves back to normal.
"If what you say is true about these beings Harmonia, and all that we have heard as well as seen then my sister and I will consider your request but on one condition," Celestia said stepping closer to me." That you must be the one to reform Discord," She said making my jaw hit the floor.
"But Princess you saw the show the one who's supposed to reform him is Fluttershy if I do it then the timeline might," I was saying until Celestia raised her hoof.
"We are well aware of what might happen but I feel no I believe that you and Eris were sent here because of these Displacer's," Celestia said lowing her hoof and smiling at me.
"And besides your timeline seems to be different than ours," Luna said walking up to me. " The Greta Dragon Migration happened five months ago and Nightmare Night isn't until the end of next month plus there has never been a dragon nesting in the mountains near Ponyville ever," She said as Celestia nodded in agreement.
"That proves it, you being the one to reform Discord is the best choice," Celestia said as the sisters activated their magic once more and in another flash the sounds of the party could be heard.
"Now I suggest we join the party beside I see a chocolate cake with my name on it," Celestia said licking her lips as she trotted over to the table of food where a seven-layered chocolate cake stood whos life was going to be cut short by Sunbutt herself.
I watched this and giggled thinking. "They may be right somethings are different but seeing that there are some things that never change."
As the party continued outside in the garden the statue of Discord stood and if anybody was around it they would have heard a muffled voice.
"Reform me, me the Lord of Chaos don't make me laugh I'll show them that no pony can make me change,"
Today's the day, the day we get to spend in Ponyville visiting all of our friends well my daughter's friends I'm still getting the stink eye from Rainbow Dash. I don't know why I apologized, a bunch of times for what happened with the roots and stuff. But I think what the real problem is when they fought Discord he trick all of them turning them into their complete opposites and Dash being so loyal to her friends kind of messed her up in some way.
I was finishing up packing our things you know the essentials toothpaste, toothbrush, and deodorant, that last one is a must. I may be made up of different types of animals but Faust's name I will not be smelling like them. See the reason why I'm packing, is because the Princesses thought it would be better for us to get used to this world. Actually, I think it's so they can have the Bearers of the Elements keep an eye on us. I mean Rainbow Dash is still giving me the stinkeye for what happened, with the roots thing. I even apologized to her a bunch of times but nothing. Eris said that she might still be mad because Discord tricked her into abandoning her friends and I could understand that.
But like I said we're going to be staying in Ponyville well on the outskirts of it see the only one of them that had no problem taking us in was Fluttershy. In fact, she jumped at the chance and volunteered. What hurt me most was Twilight didn't step up I thought she'd jump at the chase to learn new things. I could understand even Applejacks reasoning but even Pinkie Pie didn't want to have us stay with her. I mean come on isn't this show called My Little Pony Friendship is Magic as in the Magic of Friendship. I am just glad they still let their sisters and Scootaloo hang out with Eris because I don't even what to think about how hurt she would be.
Meeting Eris at the front door I took a deep breath to steady myself and put on my best smile I opened the door to reveal the inside of Fluttershy's cottage. Looking around I have to say this the place looks homey even with all the animals running around the place. And speaking of animals we finally got to meet the well known Angel Bunny but to be honest, he doesn't act the way everyone writes or how the show portrays him. What I mean is he hopped right up to us and stood there just looking at me then his eyes fell on Eris and he smiled before jumping up into her arms where he settled down for a nap. I don't think it hurt when Eris squeed at seeing him and after he nestling in her arms she was scratching behind his ears.
"Oh good morning I didn't hear you come in?" Fluttershy said as she came in from the kitchen. "And I see you meat my bunny Angel," She said walking over to us.
"Yes, and I must say he is the cutes little carrot muncher I have ever seen," I said leaning down and scratching his ear making his leg twitch.
This caused all of us to laugh at how he was acting but that aside we needed to get down to business.
"Fluttershy I would like to thank you for excepting us into your home like this," I said looking from, Eris and Angel to her.
"It's quite alright after all what are friends for?" She said smiling.
"Right friends if the others were truly our friends then one of them would have stepped up but I guess that's why she is the Element of Kindness even though I don't like to label people or in this case ponies," I thought to myself.
"So what are we going to do today Miss Fluttershy?" Eris said breaking me out of my thoughts.
"Well, I was thinking first we could take care of all the animals and then head to town to pick up some supplies if that's ok?" She said in that timid way of hers.
"Yay, I get to see all the animals!" Eris screamed nearly scaring Angel to death. " I'm sorry Angel I didn't mean to scare you," She said kissing the bunny on the head to which he leaned up and kissed her cheek before jumping from her arms to the couch where he laid down for a nap.
Seeing how Angel treated her made Fluttershy smile. "My I have never seen Angel take to somepony like that you must have a very kind heart Eris?" Fluttershy said as she stepped closer to my daughter giving her a hug.
"That's cause I have my own angel bunny see," She said smiling up at Fluttershy as she snapped her claw and in a flash, there was a white stuffed bunny looking just like Angel in her arms. "But he's not really, not like your Angel but he's just as handsome and brave and kind," She said hugging he Angel Bunny plushie.
"That is so sweet but I think it would be best if your Angel stayed with mine, for now, you don't want he getting dirty now do you?" Fluttershy said both of us were trying not to squee at how cute Eris looked.
Ok," Eris said walking over to the couch. "Angel, could you watch my Angel for me, he kind of gets scared if he's left alone?" She said hugging her bunny before putting him on the couch next to the real Angel.
Angel stood up looking at Eris then his plushie counterpart and saluted with his ear.
"Thank you," Eris said leaning down and kissing both bunnies.
With that diabetic level of cuteness out of the way, we headed outside to take care of Fluttershy's animal friends and I will say this about her she has a lot of animal friends. We saw a whole menagerie, from birds to a bear I even could have sworn I saw a Pushmi-Pullyu no joke I had to do a double take but low and behold it was real.
I did find out that this creature was not a leftover of when Discord was free but an actual animal learning this made me wonder just how many other animals from stories were real? But we didn't or I should say I didn't have time to dwell on that because, with a cheer of joy, I learned that Fluttershy and Eris had just finished the last of the animals. So the next thing was to head to town and pick up supplies and made be a few thing for dinner seeing as I talk Fluttershy into let me make dinner for all of us.
So grabbing what we needed namely Flutter's saddle bags we headed out but not before saying goodbye to Angel who waved only to snuggle back up with his plushie counterpart. I honestly don't know how we're going to separate those two now? But that aside we headed into town and it pretty much turned out just the way I expected it too with ponies running and screaming about Discord escaping and returning for revenge. If it wasn't for Miss Cheerilee and some very curious colts and fillies I don't think a single adult pony would have even stopped to see if any of us were even breathing.
"Oh, hello, you must be Mrs. Harmonia and this must be Eris?" Miss Cheerilee said walking over to us.
"How do you do Miss Cheerilee," I said taking her hoof in my paw and shaking it. " Eris sweetie come say hello to your new teacher," I said turning to look where Eris had floated off to.
"Hello Miss Cheerilee my name is Eris and I will be your new student," Eris said trying to act all grown-up.
"What a well mannered young filly you are," She said taking Eris' claw and shaking it.
"Mommy, can I go with my friends to the park while you and Aunty Fluttershy go shop?" Eris asked looking up at me.
"Oh, I don't know what if I need to know what your least favorite vegetable is so I can get it for dinner?" I said scratching my chin only to look down and see not only my daughter but a large group of fillies and colts giving me the puppy dog stare. Me being a mother has given me a natural immunity to the dreaded look but not wanting to disappoint her and her new friends I played along. Grabbing my chest I made an argh sound before crying out CUTENESS OVERLOAD and falling backward luckily to float in the air to pull it off completely I had a lone flower in my grasp as I floated there dead.
"Are you all right Miss?" A voice asked me as I sounded like a little British boy.
Opening my eyes I turned my head to look the cutes painted pony I ever see staring at me. Smiling I sat up still looking at him. "Thank you I just fine and yes Eris you may go but stay in the park until I come for you understand young lady?" I said looking at my daughter sternly as she nodded at me before turning to look at the small colt. "And as for you," I said leaning down and picking him up. Thank you for worrying about me it was very sweet," I said giving him a kiss on the cheek making him turn completely red before setting him down as he ran off with the others.
"That was nice of Y'all," I heard from none other than Applejack as she walked over to Fluttershy and myself.
"Hello, Applejack and yes Harmonia and I came to do a little shopping," Fluttershy said turning to look at her friend.
I silently huffed at seeing the orange country mare thinking about how she like the others. You know what I'm not going to harp on that anymore they all had their reasons and to be honest I just don't care now.
"Hello Applejack its so nice to see you again, unfortunately, you just miss Eris she left to play with her friends at the park I know she would have loved to see you again," I said stepping over to her offering my paw to her.
I watched as she for just one second hesitated before taking hold of my paw and began shaking it. I didn't need to be a mindreader to know she still didn't really trust me. We separated just as I was wrapped by, two pink legs and a giggling form.
"Well, how you doing Harmmy?" Pinkie said as she moved from behind me to stand on my side.
"I doing fine thank you Pinkie and if Eris was here she'd thank you for those cupcakes you made her they were her favorite," I said looking at the smiling pink pony.
"Ah, it was nothing, I'm just glad she liked them so when do I get to throw your birthday parties?" She said just changing the subject so easily.
" Well let's see Eris' birthday is on Hearth's Warming Eve and mine is on Nightmare Night," I said as Pinkie wrote them done in a notebook before stuffing it in her mane.
"Okie Dokie Lokie, I got to go see ya," She said as she bounced off
"Oh, my I didn't know your birthday was on Nightmare Night?" Fluttershy said with a hint of fear in her voice.
"Yeah, well growing up my mom always said I was her favorite little monster," I said to her before a loud scream could be heard from the park.
Running over there well I flew Applejack and Fluttershy ran. All three of us came to a stop at what we were seeing. There floating before us were three stallions in mares lingerie and off to the side was not only Eris but the CMC and many other fillies and colts all of them laughing. I was about to say something but it seemed Twilight beat me to it.
"What in the hay is going on here?" She yelled as she ran up to us.
"We just got here too Sugarcube," Applejack said not taking her eyes off the three stallions who were trying so hard to cover themselves.
While those two were talking I walked up to my daughter, looking down at her I cleared my throat.
"Eris Pandora Paradox what do you think you are doing young lady put those stallions down this instant," I said in the most disapproved but motherly tone I could because truthfully I was trying not to laugh.
"I'm sorry mommy but those mean stallions were picking on this nice mare and they made her cry," She said lowering her head.
"Please, Miss, don't be mad at her she's telling you the truth," A mare said as she walked over closer to me.
I looked at the mare and recognized her it was my favorite Mailmare Derpy Hooves or is it Muffin, either way, she's my favorite second or background pony. Twilight and the others stood there with me as we heard the story.
POV Five Minutes Ago
Eris and her friends were playing in the park where she got to meet so many colts and fillies and become their friend. Like Featherweight, Twist, Rumble, Snips, Snails and even Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. Yes with her "friendly ways" Eris even got DT and SS to become her friends. I found out later that she used reverse psychology on them saying that they were probably not really go at hide-n-seek and that did it. but back to what happened while the kids were playing Muffin was sitting on a park bench eating a well a muffin when the three stallions showed up.
"Well look who it is Klutzy Mcstupid," One of the stallions said making Muffin flinch.
"Please don't call me that," She said almost whispering.
"What was that retard," The second one said.
At that moment Muffin began to cry and not only that but what else happened made Eris rage shift. Muffins daughter Dinky came over to help her mom but one of the stallions nocked her down calling her a freak of a unicorn because her horn turned the wrong way. This, in turn, made both Muffin and Dinky upset so it a flash Eris was floating between the Mare and her filly and the bullies.
"Leave them alone you big, big Buttheads or you be in so much trouble, She said crossing her arms.
"Well look who it is that little mix matched freak," One of the stallions said stepping closer. "What can you do freak?"
With that Eris looked at him bearing her teeth" This," She said snapping her talons and in a flash, all three stallions were floating in the air and with another snap different types of funny clothes began to appear on them until the lingerie and that's when all three of them screamed making all of us show up to see what happened.
POV Back to the Present
"Thank you, sweetie, for standing up and protecting your friends I couldn't be prouder," I said picking her up and hugging her.
"Wait a minute how did she do this I thought her chaos magic was more of practical jokes and bad luck?" Twilight said stepping up to us.
"It normally is, but when she is protecting those she cares for like them then her powers will go all Super Saiyan, I mean she'll do like you did when you tried to figure out Pinkie's Pinkie scenes," I said making Twilight blush at remembering that incident. "To be honest I don't even know what my powers would be like if I needed to protect those I loved and cared about," I said walking over to the three still floating stallions. "Now I know you three are really sorry for how you treated my friend and her daughter right?" I asked them getting three very fast nods. "But to be honest I don't think you truly learned your lesson in fact I know you'll do this again so I think this is the best form of Karmic Justice I could think of," I said snapping my claws making all their hair mane tail and fur disappear.
This made the three scream even louder before I dropped them on the ground and in a flash they were gone. Leaving behind three stunned mares a large number of giggling fillies and colts one laughing bubbly grey mare and two Draconequi holding their sides as they rolled around in the air laughing.
After this little incident, I think Eris and I are really going to like living here but I also think we better watch our step seeing as how Twilight just sent a letter to the Princesses about it. I mean come on it was just some ponies getting their come-uppings no one was hurt and it all ended without the Elements being used. Besides, we still have shopping to do and I need to tell Pinkie what mine and Eris' favorite flavor of cakes are they're both, chocolate.
