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I don't belong here. These aren't the people I grew up with. My hopes and dreams, my culture, my very identity, could not be further from theirs. The only thing we have in common is body type, and even that is only superficial.

I was never even supposed to be here. I had never meant to take this shape, and certainly not so easily. I didn't plan on staying so long, on getting so lost in this world, in this universe. Seriously, how far off the beaten track do you have to get before you're in a completely different universe? I'll tell you how far; far enough that you'd never make it back if you didn't turn around the split second you showed up.

But I didn't know that, did I?

I don't owe these people anything. Their planet is only a speck of dust in a raging cyclone. I don't have a single molecule in common with this entire frelling universe. I've never owed them a damned thing.

So why am I about to give them everything?


Written for Equestria Daily's Writer's Training Grounds.

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At Moon Dancer's Party, Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine, Lyra, Minuette, and I realized that only we stood between a cursed Celestia, a conspiracy in Canterlot, and the coming of Nightmare Moon. Celestia had managed against the geas to train me, appoint me as her crown representative, and send me to oversee the 1000th Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville. But she'd prevented the royal guard from helping me. Could we, with Shining's help and a hoof-ful of crazy Ponyvillains, save Equestria from nighttime eternal?


A novella about the second bearers of the Elements of Harmony.

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Twilight Sparkle was annoyed to say the least, when her mentor Princess Celestia dismissed her warning of the Mare in the Moon and assigned her to go to Ponyville to supervise the Summer Sun Celebration. 'Make some friends' she says.

The thing is, Twilight already had friends. Friends she's had ever since she got into Celestia's school for gifted unicorns, friends she's taken for granted for many years, friends who she just happens to bump into before leaving Canterlot and invite themselves along to the celebration.

Between the crazy ponies in this little town and the crazy ponies who call themselves her friends, she finds herself at her wit's end while being constantly sidetracked in trying to prepare for the fabled Nightmare Moon's return. After all, it's not like these old schoolmates of hers are going to be able to help prevent eternal night and the end of Equestria as they know it, right?

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The war is finally over. We ponies have lost. Our plan to convert humanity into ponies has failed. Hundreds of thousands are dead. Homes destroyed. Our nation is shattered and near annihilation. All because we underestimated humanity and their refusal to become like us.

I alone now hold the fate of my people in my hooves against the humans who want nothing more than to destroy us for the so called atrocities we have committed against them. I've lost my friends one way or another. My family. My fellow Princesses.

I have but one duty and that is, reluctantly, to see that we are shown mercy.

I'm just afraid of the cost. Or what I will learn from this.

Based on The Conversion Bureau series.

Pre-Read by bahatumay and Chaotic Note

Edited by Biker_Dash and wlam and Bemmo

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This is a crossover between My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Hâ‚‚O: Just Add Water.

Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash are swimming in the pool on Knacker Island under a full moon, and become mermares. They're not all necessarily very happy about it.

Also Flash Sentry is randomly a rich kid that nopony likes.

Warning: this story would be tagged [Random] [Comedy] if it had turned out to be funnier. It's kind of a silly parody crossover thing. If you want a sensible crossover between Hâ‚‚O and My Little Pony, try H2O: Just Add Friendship by Jaded Naruko (or just stop wanting that).

Cover is based on art by tashiepie and toonham. Pre-read and made slightly less awful by Remedyfortheheart and Infinity Shade. ♥Thanks♥!

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This story is a sequel to Star Trek: You Won't Go Home Again...


A Star Trek Crossover

Story is on Hiatus until further notice, see link for reason: CLICK HERE

Zoe is an extremely bright, talented, inquisitive and fiercely loyal unicorn. With her father, a former Starfleet Officer, working closely with the government's dealings with societies outside of the veil as its Foreign Affairs Minister, she has grown up witnessing wonders no other generation before had seen.

With Equus on the cusp of a golden age where nearly every need is met, many of the world's inhabitants are looking to the stars and the vast universe beyond it, with Zoe among them, choosing to follow in her father's hoofsteps.

Now all she has to do is break the news to her parents...

Characters in Cover Art by KarmaDash

Original Cover with art by: Wadusher0

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Sunset Shimmer has been accepted by the girls at Canterlot High as a friend and she's learning a lot about friendship. However, she still finds herself missing her old home more often than not. She decides to volunteer her time at the local horse park to try and give herself something to do and reconnect, at least vaguely, with her equine roots.

Before the Battle of the Bands Adagio Dazzle had everything she thought she needed. Ambition, power, loyal-ish minions and her voice. Now, she has nothing. No friends, no magic and no future unless she can figure out how to pick herself up after the defeat of the Dazzlings.

Perhaps fellow failed villain could help her through these tough times?


Chapters to be released once per month. Unless life gets in the way.

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The first time it happened, Sunset didn’t pay it any mind due to the circumstances. The second time it happened, she noticed it and brushed it off as the action of a concerned friend. The third time it happened, she finally figured out that Rarity was flirting with her.

6/20/2016: Now with cover art designed by the very generous Novel-Idea! Thank you so much!

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Based off Don't Tell Me You're Too Blind To See by Shaud


Sunset Shimmer is tired of having to prove herself in front of those who won't give her a second chance. Her reformation seems more like a burden than anything. After a stressful day at school, Sunset decides it's better she just give up on Friendship. Feeling defeated once again, Sunset takes a late night stroll through the city....only to bump into...herself?

First featured on 4/18/2015!

This story takes place before Rainbow Rocks, making it AU since it branches off into something else, I believe.


Pre-read and edited by GaleSinger
Cover Art by 0Bluse (Bluse)

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It's been haunting Twilight's mind for ages. Just what would happen if they used the Elements against somepony normal? Twilight summons the Cutie Mark Crusaders to be her test subjects.


Wow, never realized I'm bad at writing Comedy. cri

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