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Alphamon_Ouryuken


"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

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Twilight gets a visit from her future self (again). She's expecting some kind of emergency, and it is. Just not the kind she was anticipating...

Inspired by 1trickpone's comic (which is also the cover image). Written in about an hour.

EDIT: Featured?! Wow! Thank you so much everyone!

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Celestia has held off telling Twilight Sparkle about her immortal biology for years.

And now that she's told her successor about it... she'll wish she hadn't.


Special thanks to Toriandthehorse, for being a wonderful proofreader, editor, and friend.

Now with a Russian Translation by Nogood (who despite the name, is a good pony).

Now with a Korean Translation by B1ackSteel! Thank you again!

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This story is a sequel to A Better Way To Be Dad


Cozy Glow walks in on her comrades "wrestling." Awkwardness ensues.

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Rated Teen for Innuendo.

Cover art borrowed from arareroll.

*For posterity's sake, let it be known that when My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ended it's initial run on October 12, 2019, this story was #2 in the Featured Box.*

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Princess Celestia sent her student, Twilight Sparkle, to meet five mares in Ponyville who will help set up the Summer Sun Celebration.

She just never said they'd be hot.


Chinese translation by SoothingBell!

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This story is a sequel to Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!


After a failed rescue mission to save Princess Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Spike, Flurry Heart, and the other Princesses, Starlight Glimmer found herself helpless against the might of Queen Chrysalis and the Changelings. It looked to be all over for them and Equestria.

That is, until Starlight started acting odd when Chrysalis teasingly said "friendship speech" and Thorax informs Chrysalis why Starlight was acting the way she did. Afterwards, things got nuts.

Will Twilight and the others be saved from their cocoon prisons, and will Chrysalis be able to help(?!) Starlight?

This story takes place during the events of the season 6 finale. But the season 5 finale did not happen in the continuity of this story, but Starlight is reformed and is still Twilight's student. This story's predecessor would explain why, and it took place during the season 5 premiere.

However, it's not mandatory to read it first to enjoy this story (and laugh) since enough will be explained to understand what's going on.

Last but definitely not least, special thanks to TheHardie-Boy For proofreading this story.

EDIT: Made the featured list on 09/19/19!!

EDIT on 09/20/19: After thinking about it, I added the "Dark" tag to this story. It should fit what will happen in it.

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After giving up her plans to get revenge on Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends for ruining her goal for "Equality", Starlight Glimmer prepared herself to be punished for what she did.

At least, she prepared for a more traditional punishment. However, Twilight has other plans for Starlight Glimmer. It may or may not be a...stunner.

Takes place near the end of the season five finale, of course.

It's worth noting that this story is completely unrelated to my "Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!" story. Unlike that story, this story has the events of the season 5 premiere go as it did in the canon show.

EDIT: Featured on 09/05/19!!

In case you think I'm a Starlight Glimmer hater, I'm not. She's actually one of my favorite characters, but I couldn't resist having some fun with her with this story. So follow GlimGlam fans, this story just for laughs, and I'm not planning on messing with Starlight like this in more stories after this one.

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Cornered by Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends, who just got their Cutie Marks back, Starlight Glimmer thought Twilight was ready to "bore" her with a friendship speech.

However, thinking of how Starlight interrupted her earlier friendship speech attempt by yelling at her to be QUIET, Twilight wasn't planning to give a speech this time. Not least, not quite like the ones you would usually think of.

This may not end well for the former ruler of "Our Town" if she doesn't start running!

This takes places in part 2 of the season 5 premiere...obviously.

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Sunset Shimmer is in the hospital. Fluttershy is in a coffin. Neither of them is very happy about it.

Written as an entry to the FimFiction Feghoot Festival.
(Most of it) pre-read by Ludus.
Edited by Lofty Withers.
Art by twilite-sparkleplz.

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This story is a sequel to Since When Did My Dog Become Your Assistant?


*Spoilers for "Equestria Girls: Spring Breakdown"*


Twilight and her best friends were spending the rest of their Spring Break Vacation by relaxing on their second trip on the yacht after saving everyone from the magical storm cloud a couple days back. They were about to start filming their music video of their new song, until Twilight's dog, Spike, came over and requested to join in. What got everyone's attention was that Spike was wearing some kind of street outfit and that he wanted to contribute to the video by... rapping.

Twilight had no idea what led her dog into wanting to try out rapping, so she decided to have a bone to pick with him... again!

Part of the "Since When?" series!


Based off on Equestria Girls: "I'm on a Yacht" music video.

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It's the day after April Fools. Like every year, Twilight Sparkle is left to clean up the mess. She's not happy about it.

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