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"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

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Shortly after Glorisa's destructive rampage, Timber Spruce and his sister focus their efforts on Camp Everfree's reconstruction, trying their best to get things back in working order.

While cleaning out one of the cabins, Gloriosa discovers an old trunk full of her late grandparent's effects, including: a hefty sum of gold Reichsmarks saved up from the old country and their original plans for the camp to be modeled after the Germaneian Freikörperkultur Movement.

Gloriosa & Timber decide to convert Camp Everfree into what their grandparents had originally envisioned: a resort where people can enjoy the majesty of nature as nature intended.

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After being cured by Twilight's spell and creating the bat sanctuary in the apple orchard, Fluttershy learns that she still has some bat blood inside her. And that the bat side of her is thirsty. So thirsty...

[A/N: Rated teen for mild language, blood, mild violence and sexual references. (If this ends up rated mature, there will be no clop in it. Sorry, but this isn't one of those stories. Go read Triage for that). I guess this could be considered AU since it takes place shortly after "Bats!" But at the same time it isn't since Fluttershy did still have the fang at the end of the episode, and I'm just expanding on that in my own special way. Hope you enjoy!]

Cover art by Follow Focus

(Spoilers in the comments so be warned.)

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This story is a sequel to Just Girls Talking Dirty

As an adorable little baby with powerful magic, Flurry Heart was a lovable, if chaotic, ray of sunshine.

As a teenage princess who seems to be vying for the title "Princess of Lust", she's a constant source of exasperation for her parents. Her latest stunt--accidentally turning herself into an "anthromorph", as Princess Twilight calls it, and getting stuck that way--is just another misadventure in a long string of teen hijinks.

Now, Flurry has somehow managed to accidentally teleport herself to another dimension. With a whole new world to explore and an "auntie" she rarely ever sees to aggravate, plus new friends to make (and aggravate), Flurry decides to stick around for a while and turn Canterlot High upside down.

A continuation of this chapter of Just Girls Talking Dirty, toned down (slightly) to a strong Teen rating for innuendo, insinuation, naughty behavior, and a princess who doesn't especially care where and when she's naked.

Warning: Extremely horny and mischievous teenage Flurry Heart incoming!

(Base image used for the cover created by Dashie116, used with permission.)

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Unlike the other Rainbooms – and seemingly, the rest of the world – Applejack isn't too excited about Tirek's Revenge. Expensive video games are well outside of her budget, and it’s not like anyone would just give her a copy.

Except, apparently, for Adagio.

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Sunset and the rest of her friends have made peace with the Dazzlings, and helped them adjust to life without magic. With this done, Sunset decides to spend time with them individually. With Adagio and Sonata already done, she moves on to Aria, but what happens from this is something neither of them would've ever thought would happen.

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This story is a sequel to Blood Poisoned

Memoirs of Spike the Dragon as he looks back on his relationship as a court consort to the Changeling King, Thorax.

A special thank you to Avid Fiction for volunteering to edit this. And for eye-cfox for going out of his way to finishing it.

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Mistakes happen. Twilight Sparkle knows that as well as anyone. What she didn't know was how annoyed one could make their girlfriend by making one bad mistake in bed.

Until tonight.

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I'm Scootaloo. I'm a vampony. Born in 1891 then reborn in 1909. I'm 123. This is the story of my life. My marefriend was interested in my life, and asked me to write it out for her.

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One day, patriarchal, invading caribou decided to enslave all the females on Equestria, intent on taking over it.
In an alternate universe, they won—somehow—, but this is not that alternate universe, this is madness compressed in chapters with the word 'parody' written all over it.

Get a hold of your mouse, because the 'sex' tag only means nakedness and nothin' more. Ahoy!

This is no hatin' fic, nor a fix-it fic. Just dumb ideas 'bout the FoEverse in written format. While I find angry rants amusing, I will not accept heated arguments in the comments. Seriously, get off the high horse.
Feel free to suggest ideas.

The chapters are not connected to each other (unless specified) and they're mostly about how the Fall fails in a way that makes me squeal in delight because of its sheer ridiculousness.

I was bored and trying to kill my writer's block, sorry not sorry.

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Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.

At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.

Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!

Cover image by Arvaus, used with permission.

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