Ok so the ponies dug up a strange artifact, well for theme it is, for a certain few humans on earth it is simply known as the STARGATE. And SG1 will come and meet our favorite ponies.

I don't own Stargate Sg1 nor MLP:FIM

When Officer Dandelion unexpectedly left her city of Manehattan, it's safe to say she was not happy about it.
Thankfully though, she found a few helping hands and hooves that'll get her on her way.
After all...
When a pony comes to the human realm, they're the force that meets them.
When a pony has a question about where they are, they’re the force who have the answer.
When a pony is in danger somewhere, they’re the force to call.
When a pony wants to go home… Well, they’re the force who're still working on that part.

They are the ERRA.

Disclaimer: Not a real-life religion, so there's no need to get all up in arms over a fic with the 'comedy' tag.

Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.

Religion is coming to Equestria, brought by a single, oblivious, fanatic. On a divine mission from his God (at least that's what he thinks), this lone human will not rest until he saves the souls of all. With zeal in his heart, a holy tome in his hands and unyielding faith, he shall bring the true meaning of conversion back to Equestria.

Whether the ponies like it or not.

So grab your prayer beads, strap on your finest missionary boots and prepare for a preachin' you won't forget.

Arse-covering:
1. I'm not taking any shots at religion here, it's a shame that I have to point that out but better safe than sorry.
2. Any references to actual religion is purely for comedic purposes.
3. Not a hate-fic, I just can't resist the pun.
4. Disregarding the above points is considered heresy, and punishable by eternal damnation.

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I've always wanted to visit Equestria (what brony hasn't), but I soon discover that things very rarely happen the way you intend for them to when I suddenly wind up there myself. The ponies all live in a constant state of fear as a dark gloom lingers over the land, many of them suffering from life-threatening afflictions. Not only that, but I find myself with strange new abilities.

What has happened here? What's happening to me? I will soon discover that I play a major part in the survival of the pony race, but am I up for the challenge that faces me?

Gore tag for some blood.

Part I in the "Guardian Of Equestria" saga.

Note: Potential spoilers in the comments section.

Cover Art by ThePleonasticPotato http://thepleonasticpotato.deviantart.com/art/Ponyville-at-Night-360066446

The Titans' Orb is a magical stone created by the Titans of Harmony to protect Equestria from otherworldly threats. After a vengeful demigod breaks loose from Tartarus, the Orb is shattered into six pieces and sent to Planet Earth, scattering across the globe. Twilight and her friends are sent to retrieve it at once, for all of Equus is now in grave danger.

Meanwhile on Earth, there lives a boy named Callum, recently fatherless and enduring the torment of an abusive family. He is soon to discover that the fictional characters from his beloved T.V show, are not so fictional.

Alongside his newfound companions, he is soon to embark upon a great adventure.

To find the Titans' Orb...

Spinoff to The Signal by Lord Destrustor

Its been two days since the 'Signal' happened, plunging Equestria into chaos. However, a strange foreigner arrives in Ponyville, claiming to have a cure. After all, these 'marks' couldn't hurt them.

THIS ISN'T THE MAINSTREAM WH40k! In this multiverse, Horus is still dead but Chaos won the Horus Heresy! The Imperium is no more!

Cover art by Nickbert at DeviantArt

Aliens have come to Equestria, though not of their own choice. Known as a tyrant, a champion, a bully, a father, and even a murderer in his home world, Fel, along with his companions Isaac and Noel, have not only been stripped from their world but of their forms and forced into the shape of ponies. These beyonders have only ever lived in the harsh and unforgiving environment of their home, Felarya. However, to get back, they must do what they can to adapt to the seemingly peaceful land of pastel talking ponies with tattoos on their butts; a jarring transition to be sure. Will they be able to find a way back home peacefully, or will Fel’s diminished state force him to give in to his less pleasant urges?
To make matters worse, strange omens have been observed by those who know what to look for and whispers have been heard in the most unsettling of places. If Felarya is a world where Fel, at best, can be called one of the lesser evils, how will Equestria fare if he wasn’t the only one to cross the veil?

I'd also like to credit DFatman for proof reading.

After a portal experiment goes terribly wrong, Twilight finds herself on a strange world full of bipedal, magical creatures. She has no idea how to get back home. Maybe her new friends, a young Tauren and an Undead, can help her. They know of a magical city in the sky which might hold the answer to her problem. But can she really trust anybody in a world where true friendship is a rarity?

Knowledge of the Warcraft universe is not necessary to understand this story - but it might make reading it more fun.

Alright, listen up and listen good because I'm only going to say this once. We are not a highly classified government organization. We do not operate above the System, over it or beyond it. Our primary objective is not to monitor, license, regulate and police extrademensional activities and beings on this great country. These interdemensional beings are not cartoon ponies from a kid's show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. We do not officially exist.

You don't exist.

Got that?

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Never heard of it?

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Good. Welcome to the U.S. Department of Strategic Extradimensional Enforcement

Inspired by Tales Of The Canterlot Deportation Agency: A Typical Day by Estee.

[Warning: Tags might be added and/or removed as the story progresses]

In the eve of the burning of the Maresidian, and the disbanding of the clans, Shadow is given the task of acting as ambassador to Equestria's newest citizen, and the transport of one of their young, and after a few days rest at the hold, guarding the human liasons as they walk to Canterlot. Needing some time away from a soldiers life, and a few days with her daughter, she accepts.

Five minutes later, the human foal calls her "Grandma." Its gonna be a long trip...