Some where and when in Space-Time, there is a Restaurant that floats between realities. Between Fiction and Reality, is a Restaurant that floats with a taxi that travels through the stories, hiding in the background... until someone wrote a Mary Sue into the story.

With time ticking, The Character, with the help of others, Twilight, Pinkie, and some others, they will try and defeat the anomaly known as... Mary Sue!

Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom find themselves a way to tell the most amazing story ever. But when they actually get to telling the story, things happen and it does not quite go as planned.

Just something I had in my head that i had to get out

This is a story ab-- HEY! Oh no. What're you doing!? Go away, Pinkie. This is going to be annoying.

I'm your average, everyday teenager. Struggling with school, girls, and the complex mysteries of life. Oh, and a little pink hyperactive pony that lives in my computer. I don't think there's anything wrong with me, and I just want to get on with my life. Of course, this pony disagrees. Nothing special, just an outlet for the events of my daily life, with a little creativity and fun thrown in. Little bits here and there can make our whole worlds brighter, after all.

Follow my daily life and hijinks as Pinkie Pie and friends try to make my life more interesting, all through a computer screen and keyboard.

This is marked as complete, as I plan on adding more chapters at some point, I just don't know when. More characters will be added as time goes on. Granted, I use the Comedy tag when the only comedy is in passing moments, but honestly, FimFiction doesn't have a "philosophy" tag.

Style is primarily taken from this. I thoroughly enjoyed the idea of consciously breaking the fourth wall beyond repair. This isn't a parody nor a rewrite nor a tribute, it isn't anything like that - I simply took the writing style and did it my way and my story. I'm sorry if I ruined anything. It was an interesting experience, as usually I enjoy long narratives and such, and so having to maintain constant concentration with the writing itself - like holding a conversation was very difficult to keep to. I hope some parts aren't too foncusing. All opinions and criticisms welcome!

I notice now that the source I drew inspiration from was not the first of it's kind. This really hasn't deterred me. I also get that some are more active in their ruination of the fourth wall. Some are even more structured story-wise. I still hope you all enjoy reading my offering.

Legal stuff... Characters and such owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust. I am copyright myself. Cover image by semehammer from deviantart.

Forget breaking: Pinkie Pie is simply going to lick the fourth wall, no matter how many times it complains.

Popular box: 5/9/2015 *yay!*

Hey! Pinkie Pie here! I'm gonna show you how to completely be just like me! With these methods, you'll master the art of breaking the fourth wall, walking on air, "Bugs Bunny" Method, and other logic killing techniques. That's a Pinkie Pie promise!

Who doesn't want to be remembered?

Written for the "More Most Dangerous Game" story contest, hosted by Equestria Daily, based upon the Anthropology prompt.

Warning; This is not to be taken seriously, and the degree by which humans win (spoilers) has been amplified for the purpose of comedy.
Have you been reading a 'Human/Pony War' fic and been wondering how the ponies are putting up a fight with medieval level weapons and magic, while we have firearms, nuclear weapons, armies the size of their entire population and most importantly, years and years of perfecting the art of war. This is how an actual human/pony war would go.... with comedy.
9/11/14- FUGGIN A, I GOT FEATURED! Holy crap I go to sleep after sending it for submission, wake up, check it, pretty good support, I go to school, come back and I have hundreds of comments, favorites and 10 new people followed me
10/11/14- Christ, we're 3 likes away from 1,000.

The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.

Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.

These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.

Do NOT tell the princess.

I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.

Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!