Star Power isn't Twilight Sparkle -- but she does play her on TV.

This story has an audio version!

Written for the December 5th Writeoff Contest. Prompt: "Behind closed doors."

I am Magnus, and I'm a bit of a loner, not entirely by choice. About one or two cycles ago, I retired only to find myself invisible to everyone except Death. This left me to my own devices and I perfected my abilities in manipulating the code of the Omniverse. Most of the time you can find me in my favorite café, staring idly into my tablet, focused on my work, displacing someone to a whole new, and happier, life. Now, Death sends me on endeavors involving errors and glitches across the Multiverse, sometimes sending me into the universe itself or into the emptiest parts of the Void.
Well, thankfully, I can always return to the café and relax.

So, I've been wondering for a while. Where do endermen go when they vanish, never to be seen again? Everyone assumes it's The End, but the only endermen appearing there are spawning for the first time, or else there would be purple mist. They could go far away, but they wouldn't be able to move after several meters. I've gone back to the end, to see if I missed anything, and that's where things got strange. The portal back seems different. The vast cosmos within the ring are, instead of chaotic and lonely, almost harmonious.

Okay, Here you go. Another kind-of HiE from me! What a shocker! But, in all seriousness, I am going to put the usual things that go at the bottom of the long here.
1: When hating, explain in detail why you are hating. If you are loving, explain in optional detail why you are loving.
2: Minecraft is already realistic except for placed blocks, and the player isn't in equestria, but the avatar itself.
3: I actually managed a story rated everyone!

Twilight invites Ryan over to the Library for a standard 'read and chill' session that the two have with some regularity. This time, Twilight, has other plans; plans that she hopes will have a much more raunchy end to them.

It goes about as well as one would expect.

A short, simplistic oneshot.

And you're not gonna believe what happens next!

This story is a sequel to Mission: Improbable

A few weeks after the Spy returned from his extended stay in Equestria, the Medic found that he needed to have a few of those so-called "ponies" to... study. But with robots still attacking Mann Co., how can he find the time to acquire such a specimen?

By sending a scout ahead, of course.

It had been about a month since the changeling incident in Canterlot. Everypony is on edge, because stray changelings keep popping up here and there, trying to blend in with the population. Everyone worries that one of their closest friends, or even their family, could not be who they appear to be. But what happens when a pony isn't really that pony...

...but they're not a changeling, either?

Canterlot has nearly fallen.

My troops now flood the streets.

Victory is all but assured.

So why does Celestia have that stupid smile on her face?

And more importantly, why does she wish to speak with me?

Edited by Cerulean Voice and preread by Noble Thought!

Ballpoint Smudge has one job. It's not an easy one, but it's one he's determined to do to the best of his ability. The only problem is that as soon as he meets Twilight Sparkle, everything he's ever learned about princesses goes flying out of the window. He was expecting her to be regal, haughty and bossy. Instead she's warm, friendly and welcoming. Perhaps she's genuinely a nice pony? Nah. It's got to be a test.

Based on an idea by Ambrose Bierce, from his excellent Devil's Dictionary. Just look up 'Insurance'.

Featured at 12.30 GMT on 15/06/2016. I am very pleased indeed about that.

Wastelands. Dystopias. Playgrounds for megalomaniacal villains. Each time Starlight forced her into a new world, it was just another variation of Tartarus that she was glad to leave behind and forget about. Unfortunately, thanks to over thirty timeline jumps, Starswirl's spell has gotten worn and frayed, forcing her to stop in this latest world to repair it. Fortunately, things seem relatively peaceful. Unfortunately, Twilight soon finds out the reason for that peace is...complicated.