While I'm pretty sure that being transformed into a Hero from a Movie can be considered cool in more than one way, I just don't see it.
"This... is so wrong."

Being sent to a land where Myths and Legends come to life is not a fun way to die.
"Nice puppies?"

It's not Hell, and it's not Heaven, and I'm pretty sure that this isn't Nebraska!
"Oh, crap."

I'm not sure what happened.
"Thou vile beast, We demand to know how you appeared here!"
"You and I both, lady."

And apparently I'm not very good with first impressions.
"... She started it!"
"Thou deceiving mongrel, We weren't the one who started the battle!"
"You threw the first punch, I just returned the favor."

And even without interruptions by some assholes...
"You know what is the difference between us?"
"Oh, pray to tell?"
"I'm fireproof, you, not so much."

I feel that my goal to get home will be pretty hard to achieve, all thing consider.
"But that's impossible!"
"You know, I'm pretty sure that by now this word left my dictionary forever."

{Character-tags will be updated with the story.}
{Currently being Edited by The Snide Sniper.}

A LoHaV story
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There was a time, you know? When I would work on my essays, visiting the large library/museum, and just read.

I missed those times.

Now, I'm cursed into a statue by the power of rainbows. Granted, I was homicidal, killing Ponies, Minotaurs, Felines, Gryphons, and Diamond dogs (mostly diamond dogs) like flies, and mayhap giving Sombra and Luna a little push wasn't such a good idea (more of the latter than the former).

But hey, when you're the host of THE Darkness, you got to do what you had to do, right? And besides, homicidal tendencies are the normal quirks of Hosts, and sometimes, insanity as well.

Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.

A human teenager meets an unidentifiable creature which gives him immortality, him and the creature call it a curse, it isn't fun, yet he wants to try to be with the new civilizations. If it wouldn't break his and their heart.

My name is Aran, and I have lived in Equestria for almost a year now. I don't remember how I arrived to Equestria, but I can never forget what happened when I arrived. Vivisection, the betrayal of trust, and speciesism. This is my story of how the so-called paradise was turned into a prison with only one way out.

Editor: Isaac3924
Editor: Zyrian
Art-cover: Sonson-Sensei

I guess I can't say it was all bad. Magical Hoers land isn't that bad of a place one you get used to it. No, the problem was the inhabitants. Just as easily spooked as regular ponies and horses, my form sent them packing. Then the big boys-- or should I say-- big girls came into play.

In their attempts to send me to Tartarus they awakened some sort of ancient dragon simply known as 'Sin' and literally all Hell broke loose. In the middle of the fire and blood...she...she... It was a losing battle, I had no choice! She was just lying there in misery! I had to--!

Excuse me, I let my emotions get the better of me again.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Terry Sobachek, known around these parts as Terrorblade.
And this is my story.

Author's Notes: Allow me to toss my fedora into this ring as well! Same rules apply from Synthetic and YDKM.
Iv'e asked if I needed permission to join this whole thing on three different occasions and every time I was ignored. So here it is. If anyone has a problem, fill free to PM me or leave a comment. I read every single one.

I'm always being tracked down, why? Because I am the only one of my kind in all of Equestria. No matter how far I run, or even how good I hide they always find me. The only reason I can keep running and hiding is because I fight. Fight to see..another day.

(Lots of fight scenes, alternate universe, and anthro.)

(Oh and this is not a self insert)

(Looking for better cover art, anyone wanna help?)

Follow the adventures of Garret as he is unexpectedly dragged from his world to the world of Equestria by an unexpected spell from a certain prized student in an attempt to warn her past self.

How will he survive?
Will he be able to return?
or better yet, How much do you think these "Elements of Harmony" would fetch?

THIEF belongs to Square Enix
MLP belongs to HasBRO

(ironic ain't it?)

Equestria's enemies are great and terrible, and none more so than the mad king Sombra. Though his defeat at the hands of Twilight and her friends dealt him a powerful blow, it was far from enough to see him permanently undone. Now the Crystal King has returned from licking his wounds with a man as terrible as himself called Anonymous at his side, a sorcerer driven by bitter envy freshly released from his own banishment. And the pair have set their sights on the one thing that the princesses cherish above all: the sorceress Twilight Sparkle.

Humanized, read at your own peril.

What's it been? 1000 years?
That's funny. It feels like much longer than that.

Let me tell you, being trapped in stone that long can do crazy things to a guy.
And when you were a little off your rocker in the first place...
But now I'm free. The leaders of this disgusting place trapped me here, and now they're going to pay.
I'm going to show them the real definition of insanity.