Okay, in my absence as an author I have received a very... descriptive PM. The jist of it was that if i don't start working on Spell-Breaker I will have very unhappy people. Very unhappy violent people. Now it doesn't bother me that someone PMed me out getting my ass in gear and writing my story(I'm actually overjoyed that someone like my story enough to go homicidal), but the fact that they were a douche bag in the message.

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Hello my good sirs. I have come to the conclusion that I suck at making characters besides the main ones. So, I need OC's. Don't care what they are, dragons, ponies, gryphons, minotaurs. Anything that isn't.... you know, OP. Like with demon powers or something like that.

So what he's saying is he's an unimaginative idiot who is too lazy to create his own OC's, so he's ripping off yours.

EXACTLY!

So shoot me a PM or somethin' so I can make you and me more famous.

Project Omega has just been submitted and BOO-FREEKING-YA. Dangit, I've been wanting to finish the first chapter for EONS. But be careful with story boys... this one's my baby.

Aww, so cute. You do have a heart.

The only reason my sarcasm is at this level of mastery is because I live with you, Fink.

Awww... go suck one.

Yeah, and I'm the mean one. Anyway, It should be up in a few hours sooooooooooooo yeah.

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The Story has gotten almost 200 views. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*Poke, poke. I think you broke him.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Yep broken. Now to fuck with his body... Oh he left a note.

Dear Fink,

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Hey guys the new chapter is up!

"Took you long enough."

I know, I know, I said I would have put it up sooner but school started and I had my hands tied in... other things.

"Oh yeah you did! I swear you would have to drink twice as much alcohol to--"

Not. Another. Word.

"But I was just getting to the good part!"

*Points to the door

*Sigh. "Fine."

Yeah new chapter's up. Sooooooooooo yeah.

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I will not bee able to update SpellBreaker this week
because I have gone on vacation with my family and i Wm currently typing this on my phone. The vacation. Will last until next week.

Also I have started a new story: project omega

See ya!

"Fink, Fink! Wake up!"

"Wha, what's going on?"

"I'm going to publish my story!"

"Really? That's what you woke me up for."

W-well yeah. I thought you'd be excited."

"Oh I am, to see your like/dislike bar turn into a sith lightsaber."

"Oh hush you. So as you have probably concluded from my ramblings, I shall be publishing the prologue of Spell-Breaker."

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Well this sucks.
1. Major Brain fart, can't think about anything related to Spell-Breaker.
2. Only get 1 hour a day to write and only four days a week.
3. Alter ego keep acting up.
"No I'm not"
4. No proofreaders
5. ...

That's about it. All I have to complain about this week.

Bungus out!

PEACE

Exciting news bros...
I'm righting a story.
Because I'm tired of reading unsatisfactory stories... and I want to be famous.

Spell Breaker: The Dawn

Has a nice ring to it.

So my children, I have a favor to ask of you:
*ahem
GET PROOFREADERS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

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Sorry got a little insane there.

"Pfft, doesn't even scratch the surface of you psyche."

"Shutup, Spalding."

Anyhow, my disciples I need this from you.
As always:

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Hows it going bros my name is pewwwwww-- oh wait that's taken

So I've recently gotten a job as a proofreader...

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Yeah, all I have to report.

PEACE!