Commissar Nutmeg—HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!—has blundered into (and successfully fled from) innumerable tight spots during his long service to Empress Celestia. But when a horde of EDM-gun-wielding Noise Mareines overruns his ship, his last hope rests with a disgraced former Space Mareine held in a stasis-pod below decks… provided he can survive long enough to reach her!

Written for Majin Syeekoh's Sharktavia contest! Pilfers OCs from stories by Moosetasm and horizon... though technically Nutmeg is my primary OC and I helped write part of the latter story... don't taser me, bro!

Few things hold memories the same way as a family recipe. Each time it is made, it allows us to reminisce about the previous times the recipe was prepared and enjoyed with friends, family, and even strangers.

On one particular morning, Applejack is preparing every family recipe she knows for a very important reason.

There are right and wrong things to do when you set the mare you love on fire.

Cover art by ZantyARZ

Sunset Shimmer is having a really weird night and she can’t make heads or tails of it.

After a day at school and a short walk through a snowstorm, all Sunset Shimmer wants is a sandwich. Is that too much to ask?

Reading by AShadowOfCygnus
Reading by Spicy A
Chinese translation by 76839

This is what happens.

April Fools 2016.

Twilight stole a statue. Not just any statue, though, for it was the Sacred Totem of Amazingly Rad Epicness, or S.T.A.R.E. for short.

Also, she doesn't really give a crap about it. So there's that.

Rewritten from the story "Thief" with permission from Evictus. I took it as a personal challenge to see what I could do with a story that has far more dislikes than likes.

Applejack was only gone for a minute, but now there seems to be a sea of blankets covering Rarity's living room. And unfortunately for Applejack, this ocean of blankets is home to a deadly and vicious snuggleshark.

Just a cute, fluffy story based on a rather silly idea I had the other day.
Header art is by me: http://kaminakat.deviantart.com/art/Rarity-the-Great-White-667397997

Twilight has a problem on her hooves. An hour before Celestia was supposed to come to Ponyville for the Summer Sun Celebration, she's accidentally gone and killed everyone dead. As in, "dead as a doornail" dead. Now she's got to fix it before Celestia shows up and finds out.

Or, at the very least, make sure that Celestia doesn't know that they're dead.

Blame Blueshift for this.
Now with a sequel!
Now with a reading, graciously provided by Skijarama!

Merry is lost in a blizzard with her crew, but it isn't long before she's alone in thoughts and then alone in her trek.

Edited by Wyngs Triumphant