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Evictus


Born on 1997 Became a brony August 2014

Apr
21st
2018

Update On The Individual · 4:51am Saturday

When the second chapter gets published on the Individual Twilight Will Meet Elise Again And The Secret That Elise Reveals Will Be A Plot Twist

Report Evictus · 30 views · Story: The Individual · #Mature #Twilight Sparkle
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Just wondering: Anything special planned for story 300?
I mean, not many users manage to write and publish that many stories.

2593937
That's your problem I'm afraid. I noticed that you can't see sarcasm, even if it kicks you in the butt.

2593987 That would be pretty funny if I wrote my 300th story about Sparta because it will be 300 :rainbowlaugh: (I probably won't though since some people don't appreciate that joke

2593071
Aww :fluttercry: at least crack a cold one or get yourself a nice glass of scotch on the rocks or SOMETHING :scootangel: If not for your birthday, for your upcoming 300th story! :derpyderp2: Write it about SPARTA!!! :pinkiecrazy:

2593921 It didn't seem like that

2593902
It was a massive wall of sarcasm in case you couldn't tell.
Which you couldn't. You never can.

2593858 Um...thanks I guess :twilightsmile:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Evictus writing. The drama is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of high literaure most of the scenes will go over a typical reader’s head. There's also Evictus’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing style - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stories, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Evictus truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Evictus’s existencial catchphrase "I condemn x" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Evictus’s genius unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

2592962 No thanks lol Thanks for the tip though :rainbowlaugh:

Hey E, I just realized something. You're twenty-one or at least will be sometime this year. Here's a little trick that helps me with inspiration. Get yourself some liquor, whatever you prefer and have a few hearty glasses while you're writing :rainbowwild: I swear, it helps me a lot and I bet you can get a lot accomplished. :derpytongue2: My personal favorite is the simple screwdriver, vodka on the rocks with a splash of orange juice...ohhh my god, I friggin' love vodka...*ahem* but I digress. Trust me. Try it and you'll see what I'm talking about :twilightsmile:

2591489 That's okay! I will

2591274
Just a suggestion, didn't expect ya too anyways. Keep up the good work!

2591227 Your welcome!

2591222 I'm not going to do that

2590713 Thank you for taking the time to answer my survey! Have a nice day! :twilightsmile:

I have an idea...change your name and publish something. Call it an experiment if you will.

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