Discord and Queen Chrysalis, two of Equestria's most wanted, find themselves stranded in the desert with very few options... so how the hell did love ensue? This is the incredibly stupid tale of how two vile villains found love in an unexpected way, and used it to be even worse villains.
Maybe I should stop getting blazed before I write these?

Prince Blueblood was always a sweet kind, hearted, chivalries, and a gentle-stallion. Though he is a bit of shy, and un-social, never one to interact with any-one other than is aunt and cousin, especially when he was a young colt. But when he met Twilight Sparkle he became a love stuck, head over hooves in loves to point where all he can think about is her, and yet through out the years, he never brought up the courage to confess his true feelings to her. But as times goes on, they both share each other time, almost to the point they can be considerd friends. But Prince Blueblood always wanted to be something more than a friend to Twilight.

If the world thinks you are a snob and a fool, then everypony thinks it must be true. Azure Flame, the head of Canterlot's General Affairs Office, is a kind and quiet unicorn. Not at all snooty and more than willing to help others in need. But he has a secret. One that could destroy his whole life if revealed. So when the mare of his dreams starts asking questions he can't answer, he fears his truth coming out. And what's worse is a high society threat being made against both him and all he cares for. What can Azure Flame do?

Updates every month on the 15th, and on the 30th every so often.

I take no credit for the picture. I found it on Google.

Authors Note:
This is a Blueblood fanfic. Many people portray him as a rude snob or a downright evil pony. I understand, I totally get it, he is very easy to put into that role. But I decided to make him the good guy for once. Hope you enjoy.

Author's Note the Second: As of Chapter 13, the rating will change to Teen, and an new tag will be added, Adventure. However, since Slice of Life and Adventure can't go together, it's here in the notes, FYI. Things wont get too crazy, I just feel with all the sad stuff I've added, and the Epic Quest about to happen, some changes needed to be made.

Note the Third: Changing the Slice of Life to Adventure as of Chapter 24. I finally gave up on trying to make a Slice of Life story. I just wasn't doing so well on that regard. So, it is changed. Romance will continue, a bit slowly, as I am not the best at Romance.

Bored of his lavish royal lifestyle, and the countless female suitors offered to him, Prince Blueblood takes a vacation from the good life to explore the simple quaintness of a small town. But only in Ponyville does the prince lay eyes on the most beautiful specimen he had ever seen: a brawny mare harvesting apples in the dirt and mud. Little does Blueblood realize how much his encounter with the simple farmer will change his way of life, and hers as well.

(requested by Charzoid)

When Rarity blew up at Blueblood at the Grand Galloping Gala, it was a turning point for the young stallion. He learned once more to apologize, his beloved Aunt Celestia said she was proud of him for something of his own doing, and upon reflecting, it made Blueblood think;

Am I worthy?

Do I deserve to be here?

If so, why am I here?

Those questions, he could not answer. But that is why he left; to use the gift instilled upon his flank and find out those questions with the hope of returning as a better pony.

A good pony.

A great pony.

Warning: If you hate Blueblood, this is not a story for you. What would one expect from such a title?

(Some ships sail themselves. This is not one of them.)

After the Grand Galloping Gala, a certain snobbish prince is stricken with amnesia, with no recollection of what he has been doing with his life up till now. He only remembers two things: the golden-maned mare who rescued him from the chaos of the ballroom, and that she called him a "prince".

(BluebloodxApplejack. Written way back between seasons one and two, so obviously not quite canon. This shipping started as a bit of a joke, but I grew attached and wrote this for fun.)

(Beautiful cover art by the beautiful PandaWolfArt of dA. See it here!))

Captured by your enemy. It's something that no soldier wants to think about, much less experience. Unfortunately for one U.S. soldier fighting in Equestria, that's exactly what happens. At the mercy of the ponies, he will have to resist their attempts to extract information from him, and hope that he'll see freedom again.
(Language warning for those who care.)

Many thanks to my prereader, Cosmic Cowboy, for letting me bounce ideas off him, and not letting me upload garbage.
Cover art by the awesome (and patient) Erindor.
Appeared in the feature box for a brief time on 10/11/2015. I have no words...

Chrysalis is dying, and with her, the last of the Changeling race... but there might be a way to avoid extinction.

What is a young Imperial Guardsman to do when the warp spits him out into a land of ponies?

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Thanks go to the_marked_one for listening to all my crazy ideas and to FenrisianBrony and MyDigitalHazard for proofreading.

Chrysalis falls onto a farm. The farmer a unicorn. She was followed.