• Member Since 9th Aug, 2012
  • offline last seen Oct 16th, 2013

Pootie D. Trillist


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Discord and Queen Chrysalis, two of Equestria's most wanted, find themselves stranded in the desert with very few options... so how the hell did love ensue? This is the incredibly stupid tale of how two vile villains found love in an unexpected way, and used it to be even worse villains.
Maybe I should stop getting blazed before I write these?

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 20 )

This story.
I have no idea what is happening rite naow.
*Favorites, toggles e-mail updates*

oh my god... preserves

fucking faved and tracked

Please for the love of all things holy, write more!

Interesting. Only a couple of spelling errors i saw but not bad. would have been better if it was stretched out more though (IMO). Nice little story.:twilightsmile:

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good... now for the second step of my incredibly confusing plan that somehow involves writing a popular fan fic and gradually using the momentum to become emperor of the universe

I was rejoicing in the fact that all the good fics updated today, until I saw this line...

" Chrysalis laughed (yolo)"

mfw

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so one line ruined the story? or did this just suck in general?
did you enjoy most of it?
im too damn stoned to tell really

I'm just imagining the look on Shining's face when he gets reconstituted :rainbowderp: :twilightoops:
Still funny :rainbowlaugh:

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I loved it, but I'll start hating it if you don't pass the blunt :rainbowlaugh:

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My thoughts exactly

And don't call me Shirley

Discord's been watching too much hooflix. He went outside of Equestrian movies and watched Airplane.

Blitz Craig

Horrible, horrible puns.

Interesting twist at the end there. Can't wait to read more :pinkiehappy:

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i was thinking about having him shout "you just got knocked the fuck out" when he hit luna but that would take away from the story line
and i really hope my puns were as horrible as possible lol

wait wait what?! this is getting crazy! XD

>ChrysCord is now favourite ship

HAHAHHA this is the bucking damn funniest story i've ever read :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
i really dont like this shipping but the stoy was pretty cool :DD

Redemption through crazy magical sex is always a winner.

Did you consult the magic conch to write this story?

There were no comments here, now there are.
This story amuses me one of the silliest by far.:moustache:
(no idea why but i suddenly had to rhyme while i was typing that.)

so all of that happened so celestia and luna can issue new taxes so they can stole 3/4 of it?
Sounds like my coutry's politicians

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