Twilight Velvet is very close to her kids, especially her son, Shining Armor. This Mother's Day, she plans on sharing something with him that she hopes will bring them closer together. She always knew that he had more in common with her than his father, and today, she was going to prove that.

Hopefully her little Shiny won't be too upset at the flank-kicking he's about to get.

BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rated Teen for brief innuendo and retro video game violence.
Pre-read by Naughty_Ranko.
Cover art by me.

Scootaloo brings a box of chocolate deliciousness to school.

Unfortuantely, she'll only share under one condition...

Now with readings by TheArchitect and Brony Chronicler. Click here or here to view.

The plan, he thought, was perfect. Instead of returning to the mortal world as a shade of his former self, King Sombra would transmute his soul into the body of his greatest foe, using her influence and power to destroy Equestria from the inside and take vengeance on the Princesses that stole his beloved empire.

There's just one problem: after her fight with Tirek, Twilight Sparkle changed her address. This turns out to be a much bigger problem than Sombra thought. A Dinky-Doo-sized problem, to be precise.

5th-place finalist in the More Most Dangerous Game contest.

Cover art crudely Photoshopped by me from this and this. I am art and so can you.

Reading by Neighrator Pony

Applejack's marefriend asks her the one question you never want to hear in a relationship, and she wants an answer. Now.

It's a really bad time to be the Element of Honesty.

Audio Reading by Agent0Fluffy

“That’s what I don’t get. What is it about a pretty face that makes it so irresistible?” The young drake paused, staring longingly at the gorgeous unicorn. As he focused more on the image of Fleur Dis Lee, his imagination got the better of him, causing his heart to palpitate rapidly. “How does one approach somepony who gives off this vibe of being so…” he paused again, unconsciously licking his lips, “...untouchable?”

Spike and Rainbow Dash are bored. It seems they've done everything there is to do in Canterlot. But when Spike suddenly spots the exotically beautiful Fleur Dis Lee with her friends, an idea sprouts. What will the pair have in store for Fleur?

Note: Gamble Fish was an inspiration for this particular story.

Ditzy Doo hesitates to eat a muffin, and then Twilight and her friends debate ethics. These events are related.

(Inspired by "Do You Want to Go Skateboards?" by Takarashi282, who I felt missed the more obvious crossover point. Both stories based on this youtube thing.)

It has been weeks since the defeat of the Dazzlings, and Sunset Shimmer's friendships have only gotten stronger. Whilst finally relaxing in the times of peace, Sunset discovers an old enemy: Sonata Dusk. Strangely alone and apparently homeless, Sonata's luck seems to be at its all time low.
Seeing a little of herself in the former siren, Sunset embarks on a mission to help Sonata find friendship.

(For anyone who liked the old cover art, here's a side-by-side comparison of the old and new: http://daniel-gleebits.deviantart.com/art/Go-Compare-Twiddles-moustache-581352606 )

TV Tropes page: Feel free to add whatever tropes you find
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheEveningSonata

When Maud Pie officially endorses the latest party game to hit Equestria, Pinkie can't wait to share it with her friends.

For all the wrong reasons, it's a game they won't soon forget.

The trendsetter so controversial, 60% of FimFic's mods ruthlessly crushed the subsequent bandwagon!

Stuff said about CAE:
"I never knew I wanted this until now!" - Xomniac
"Despite your vileness, I can't stop laughing at this fic!" - Professor Tactitus
"Illuminati confirmed." - AlesFlamas
"So weird, I reviewed it twice!" - John Perry

Rated Teen, but brace yourselves for some rather 'near-the-knuckle' humour and strong-ish sexual references. Oh my.

Edited by Kolth

Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

This story is a sequel to If you have sex with a changeling that looks like your beloved and you didn’t know and you end up having a child together, does it count as cheating?

The Handmaiden is the right hoof of the Queen. Bodyguard, Confidant, Friend, Lover, Assassin. These are all roles the Handmaiden may be expected to fill. This is the story of the Handmaiden to Queen Chrysalis, Truth Uso, and her last days as the Handmaiden.

Rated Teen for Violence and Swearing

This Story is actually a prequel, taking place before If You, and therefore contains inherent spoilers. However, the ending to If You spoils this story as well. Read If You if you want a funny plot twist. Read this story if you want a serious plot twist.

Editors:
Superluminous
DictatorDuck

Source leads to title cover art. Untitled cover art here