Twilight Velvet has a deadline coming up, and she still doesn't have a story written. Nightlight drags her away to get her mind off of it, and they talk some.

This story was written for the One-Shotober challenges started by CartsBeforeHorses and Redigar. I hope you enjoy!

Rainbow Dash finds out that Twilight's mother is the real identity of Silky Dusk, the author of the Daring Do books.

Excited by her discovery, she writes a fan letter.

Things only go downhill from there.

(Written before Daring Don't)

Proofread by RainbowDashie1001.

(Russian translation courtesy of Korryamber)

(Audio reading by KhaosSparkz)
(Audio reading by Ironwolf)
(Audio reading by Landon)

It has been a thousand years since Celestia last saw her beloved sister after her banishment. Ever since then, she has counted the days to her sister's return. When the night finally befell upon Equestria, and Nightmare Moon liberated, it was suppose to be a joyous reunion. But fate has something else in mind...

Collab done with TailsFox88 (Chapters 1-17)
Chapter 18 (Solo)
Collab done with Foals Errand (Chapters 19 onwards)
Artwork done by pridark

This fanfic has been cancelled and will not receive further updates. Ever. Apologies to those who were following it.

NO INCEST!

When Button Mash finally gets hold of a new game he is disappointed to find that he needs some co-op buddies. Nopony seems interested at first, but things quickly change when his mother makes a visit to his school. They must just really like video games, right?

A bullied runaway foal, faced with a decision that could change his life forever, runs into a pair of helpful salesponies.

Together, they'll teach him that, like life, a name is only what you make of it.

In the city... You must do what you can to survive... And when that doesn't work, you start wrecking-up the place! A world with no law, sense, or purpose, can one mare stop the end before it's too late? No... But one MACHINE can! Twilight Sparkle is "Spar-KILL Twi-KNIGHT"!

Can you hope to handle the levels of raw stupidity? We can only hope... Through worlds of humanized ponies, ponified ponies, and everything in between.

I have been forced to listen, for years, to the cold accusations and harsh remarks about my late friend, Vinyl Scratch. I have been too frightened to correct any of those statements, but as death draws near, I see no reason to fear for my sanity.
Believe what you will. If I did not change your views of her, if you merely pass this off as the rambles of a decaying mind, that is all fine with me. No matter what others think, I know the truth.
That thing that appeared that night...
That wasn't Vinyl.

[Rewrite's done!]

There's not a lot of things that get to me. One time, I was held at gunpoint by a hoodlum in a grocery store. Then there was this time when I almost got sandwiched between a tractor-trailer and a SUV. At both moments, I was pretty surprised and scared shitless. But this; this whole thing with me waking up in a different body and shit?

I guess I should start out by introducing myself. I'm Justin, and this is how I woke up one day in an alien body.

(There'll be some extensive use of Cursing: Blood and Violence. Viewer Discretion is advised. Of course, the blood and such will take effect later in the story. )

This story was approved by BlackWing to take place in the Chess Game of the Gods universe. I'd also like to give a shout-out to Cloud_Surfer, who approved my species.

Credit and Fame go to StandardIssue from the CGotG group for the Cover Art!

Whether you steal a candy bar or murder your way through an orphanage with a butter knife, you go to Tartarus.

Too bad for Sweetie Belle that she ended on the lower end of the scope.

Twilight accidentally steps on a snail. This makes her sad. As the years go on, several other things happen.

I thought this was my first story rated 'everyone', but it isn't. It kind of is though? Anyway.