Whether you steal a candy bar or murder your way through an orphanage with a butter knife, you go to Tartarus.
Too bad for Sweetie Belle that she ended on the lower end of the scope.
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I believe it was Fiddlebottoms who said "When I was young, my father told me: whether you murder your way through an orphanage, or steal a candy bar, you go to hell either way. So why only be a little evil if the result's the same?"
Pretty sure he was quoting something. Too lazy to find out myself.
Simply delightful.
2883422 the delightiest.
Why, Regidar, did you not talk about Mephistophile's wager with God...
still, that was cute. you spew out comedy gold at least once per day.
You know what this is missing?
2883448 who said that it wasn't coming in a later chapter? No one that's who!
2883452 A talk about Mephistophile's wager with God?
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I was thinking something more like a combination with equine qualities and phallic shapes.
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In short, steroids?
Should add this.
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My face when you're already dead.
New story! Wow, you'll be top poster soon
And I still haven't forgiven you for the name thing...
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For Regicide?
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The whole name switch thing... I'm surprised you didn't notice
2883515
Of course I did. He abdicated yesterday.
edit: His music. His singing voice. O boy.
So Scootaloo likes eating brains.
Would it be ironic if they tasted like chicken, or just really, really really funny?
2883527 it's quite beautiful, wouldn't you say?
2883553 both?
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This... was amazing. I shall track this and furiously masturbate to every chapter of it.
Do not disappoint me. That is, if it's okay with you...
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... not sure if want...
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Was delayed on reading this...
You love your incomplete stories, don't you, Regi?
~Skeeter The Lurker
100% chocolate... That is going to be so damn bitter.
Do they go to a lake of fire and fry?
Will we see them again on the fourth of July?
Still a raw deal if you ask me. Back before the unification, Hoofler the unicorn sent millions of Earth ponies to the gas chambers just because they were Earth ponies and now Sweetie Belle gets to share a torture room with him? I've always believed that, like all those Rainbow Dash cakes in EQD, there's a layered system built into the fabric of unreality. Sure, it'll be unpleasant but if you're not all that evil, it's just the frosting on top for you, maybe even just the Dashie blindbag figure you can steal (when no one's looking). For the Hoofler type, you'll have to eat every bit of the cake in your slice, including the goopy frosting in between, all the way to the sticky undercooked bottom.
Oh well, I suppose it could always be worse. She might have ended up in that... other place where nothing exciting happens-- at all. No drinking. No smoking. No games. No parties. Not even Nintendo. No FUN allowed. Just play the damned harp and sing those cursed verses like the book says to and if you don't, well, it'll play for you, slowly driving you mad with it's endless repetitive music. Too bad you can't go insane in that place. That would be a mercy. There is no mercy in that place.
2884060 quite possible!
2884067 Too true.
I'm reminded of a quote by the late, great, Mark Twain
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
Good foals go to Heaven. Bad foals go everywhere.
THen in a few chapters. Scootaloo will join her for murdering her entire class just because she got addicted to eating brains.
They go to Earth as plushes and get bought by bronies. That's the worst thing I can think of.
The perfect beauty.
It's 'you're' baby.
Scoots eats brains, chocolate bars contain bean paste, Sweetie Belle got murdered... what else could we possibly ask of you?
Regi delivers.
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I find this relevant.
Dammit Regidar! Why are your stories so funny!
2884793 fixed
2885108 magic?
Tartarus wasn't the equivalence of Hell...
They go down to a lake of fire and fry, wont see em again till the fourth of july.
2886979 True, I did fuck around with Greek Mythology a bit. Tartarus was the place in the underworld where all the really evil monsters were kept, if I remember right. I'll be addressing that in the next chapter, actually.
2886988 Tartarus was the place where everyone went when they died, good or bad.
2887040 Oh, I thought that was the Underworld in general. I thought Tartarus was that one place in the Underworld where they contained all of the horrible, horrible monsters.
FUCKING GENIUS.
2887048 Not at all
2887106 My mistake then.
Faust, you had to reference Faust.
2887258 Well duh
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No, Tartarus is the pit in which the titans were imprisoned. Erebus isn't the closest thing there is to a generic region in the underworld, and it's sometimes used interchangeably with Tartarus.
2887657 Ah, so I'm in the clear then?
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Yeah.
2887676 I KNEW that my misspent youth reading Percy Jackson wasn't in vein!
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Again, sometimes Tartarus is used to refer to the entire underworld, but most often it's just used to refer to the pit. Strangely enough Tartarus and Erebus are also both primordial gods, being children of Chaos along with Gaia and Oranus.