There are things you just don't say. Some lines you just don't cross, ever. The reason you don't cross them is because of empathy: you know how bad it feels to hear certain things, and you know you wouldn't like it if you heard it yourself. This is a view not shared by everypony.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon crossed the line. Rarity learns of it. Rarity is not amused.

Everypony draws their line in the sand somewhere.

Disclaimer: contains Rarity in a state of barely lucid rage as well as the use of harsh words. Also Cheerilee being as effective as she is in the show, on average. If you do not enjoy episodes like Ponyville Confidential or any other episode where ponies talk harshly to each other, chances are this'll ruffle some feathers.

If this resembles real life situations or anyone you know, this is not the author's intent nor the author's problem.

Added notice 10/12/13: No, not based on any Season 4 storyline or spoilers, it's an old idea. The spoiler just prompted the publishing.

Added 2021 notice: please check the author's notes before commenting, chances are you'll find some answers there.

I'm... not sure what happened. I remember the unicorn guy, what was his name? Starmswill the Tearded? I don't know, names are kinda off for me right now. So anyway, there I was with this unicorn then, BOOM! I found myself in the middle of his laboratory, albeit ruined.

Bit strange, isn't it?

So I started to walk, following this odd looking stripey thing, and found this cute little town. Seriously, it's utterly adorable.

And that's when I saw her, the lovely Celestia... ah, it sends my gears a flutter! Although I don't know who the blue alicorn is... or the lavender one... wait, I don't know anyone here apart from Celestia!

Thanks to Infinite Carnage for pre-reading and Draconian Soul with help on Zecora. Go check out their stuff! Cover art was done by myself.

A girl with indigo hair landed in my shower in a flash of light, can use magic and claims that she is, or was, a pony...and says I'm the crazy one. I promise, I'm not. Though her elitist little mannerisms might just drive me to kill her, we'll see if we can get her back to her home before that happens.

(A POE Romantic Dramity)
(Standard disclaimers of non-ownership apply)
(Cover Image credited to artist)

This story is a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista 2

He gave his word that he would print a retraction, and that my name would be cleared. I sat in his office and cried as I told him of my fears regarding my sister, and he told me that I would get what I deserved.

I was a fool to have believed him. He accused me of trying to use 'emotional blackmail', and now my good name has been dragged even further through the mud.

But just when I thought all hope was lost, Fate smiled upon me and gave me the edge I needed. And now, that human is going to pay for what he has done to me and my reputation. Literally.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is the final part of the Scotsman And The Fashionista trilogy.

Part One
Part Two

Jock's dialogue is once written in a Scots accent, but an English translation is available if you need it.

This story is a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista 3

Rarity and Jock Wallace were once the most bitter of rivals, but now they can safely say that they are the very best of friends.

While Jock is visiting the Carousel Boutique one day, Rarity learns that the unicorn is Scotland's national animal. She isn't happy about this, and demands that Jock takes her to speak to whomever is in charge of the government there.

Jock reluctantly accepts — but her reason for going turns out to be the opposite of what he expected it to be...

When Rarity meets a human who speaks with an accent she's never heard before, she tries hard not to let it interfere with her professional demeanour. But that professionalism is thrown out the window when he makes what he thinks is an innocent joke...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: This was just a little idea I had. We've all seen how Rarity can be in an argument. But how will she fare against a human who speaks with a heavy Scots accent? Comments contain spoilers.

This story is a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista 1

Jock Wallace's article about his experience at the Carousel Boutique has been seen by a lot of people (and ponies). Chief among them is the mare about whom the article is written. So she decides to confront him about it, as well as demand that he take back what he wrote.

When he refuses, Rarity decides to try a different approach. But will it work, or will the human remain steadfast in his endeavours to ruin the fashionista's reputation?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is (obviously) a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista, so I suggest you read that first.

Once again, there are Scottish words in this fic. And once again, there is an English translation (f'r those o' ye who cannae be bothered tae unnerstaun' whit it is ye're readin').

Most legends are born from a single small grain of truth, others are born from the pure imagination of a few ponies, but as Ponyville very well knows not all legends are that. When something saves Apple Bloom from a pack of Timberwolves will she be able to convince the others of what she saw or will she just have to find the truth herself?

The Supplement to this story is ready to be read. It's right here. Read it. I mean... if you want to. I'm not your boss.

I would like to give a big big thanks to Danupert for pre-reading chapters 4 through 12. Thank you so much.
Also want to thank Annoyed Changeling, Ratfinkdos, and Crystal Static for being willing to help with this story as pre-readers. Thank you very much.

When I had arrived in Equestria, I had been scared, miserable and alone, but then I had met Magnum and Pearl. The two had generously given me a roof over my head and a warm meal for my trouble. Years went by and the two became the closet thing I had to a family. When they had their first child Rarity I was given the honour of god father. I was later made legal guardian of both Rarity and the new addition Sweetie belle. Nearly three years later I would be hit with a devastating blow.

A single letter was all it took to shatter my world. I found myself the legal guardian of the two orphaned foals when I can barely afford to feed myself. Grieving and falling deeper into debt what can I do.?

Editor: Friendship is Magic

General Grievous, Supreme Commander of the Separatist Droid Army, conqueror of star systems, and slayer of Jedi. And... stranded on Equestria?

This can't end well.

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