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An unremarkable schmuck with poor grammar . Nothing more nothing less… If I do end up posting something, don’t expect any frequent or consistent updates. ADHD is a bitch, and I’m it’s Bitch…

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Following a review of her Royal Guards, Celestia decides that some changes are in order.

Afterall, the castle could always use more cleaning staff...


Inspired by the series of images by Skitterpone.

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This story is a sequel to The Mare Who Sold The World


Princess Twilight Sparkle, the soon-to-be ruler of Equestria makes her way to the Capital to attened her coronation. Full of questions and doubts, sometimes the best way to clear them away is to have a nice trip down memory lane.

Even if it isn't necessarily your lane.

27/04/2022, 28/04/2022 Featured!? Bruh, this just made my morning, so happy!

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Finally, it is done. The Legion of Doom is defeated, and Equestria will soon be passed into Twilight Sparkle's most capable hooves.

However, a few days before her departure to Canterlot an unusual package is delivered to her chambers, one that will change everything she's ever known.


A weird thing that came to my mind after a few days of playing MGSV and reading a particularly amusing crack theory about mlp.

Spoiler for the ending of MGSV, but only if you squint hard enough.

24/04/2022, 25/04/2022, 26/04/2022, 27/04/2022 Featured! Didn't expect it, but it happened. Nice.

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Solid Snake has devoted his young life to the study and practice of tactical espionage. When word reaches him that students at Crystal Prep are planning to seize control of Metal Gear, he transfers immediately from Shadow Moses High, and leaps (or crawls, rather) into action. The mission will be a dangerous one, demanding all of his skill and cunning... but at least he isn't in it alone.


Originally an April Fools Day chapter of Pony Gear Solid, this story has been revised and broken up into bite-sized, easily digestible pieces for your pleasure, with all DLC packs and full VR support. MB coins available for purchase on PoshStation Network!

Co-written with DannyJ.

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But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.

Cover art by Twitter artist Andaluce!

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Featured seven fucking days running since 2/13/2021 holy shit you guys this is insane :0

Check out a sweet audiobook reading of the first half of the first chapter here, by a wonderful fan ^^.

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Snake and Otacon discuss the intricacies of the My Little Pony franchise, and how the world at large could learn from the show's positive memes.

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There are many stories of the slightly more neurotic male counterpart of Twilight Sparkle. Through these mostly standalone oneshots, we discover many romances he has had in the multiverse.

Cover is Dusk Shine by BitsAndBees on deviantart, used with permission.

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Red Vs Blue Xover!

Church, the Alpha, was fairly sure he would die when he went to confront the Meta. Dead or not, he didn't expect to wake up in a forest, and not as a horse. A horse with a horn, wings, modified armor, and mounted firearms- but still a horse. Because he refused to call himself a pony, no matter what the locals said or how much Tex teased him! Now he just has to try to save his fractured mind. The AIs, luckily or not, are there to help him as they explore this new world.

Meanwhile, his loud and painful(for him) entrance into their world has brought a great amount of attention to the mysterious being that is now wandering through Equestria. The ponies best tread carefully. After all, the Alpha's "pack" can be protective.

May be Harem/Marem/Herd.

PS The Dark tag is mainly for Alpha Church's canon back story.

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This story is a sequel to The Last Rays of Light


Warning: Contains spoilers for Equestria Girls: Forgotten Friendship!

When her friends lose all memories of her redemption and their subsequent friendships, Sunset Shimmer gathers the courage to return to Equestria to seek help and knowledge from her former teacher, the trust of whom she had betrayed years ago.

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Sweet Biscuit may or may not have a slight cookie addiction. She also may or may not break into Anon’s house to steal his cookie jar. Again. Or maybe it’s just because she misses him.

Either way, they're happy enough to see each other again.

... Though that doesn't mean Anon won't lose a sweet or two in the process.


Art stolen. Send the artist some love!

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