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Hungarian billionaire and philanthropist George Soros has a hand in many things on Earth. However, upon being informed by Jacob Rothschild that the Illuminati the New World Order he has discovered a portal to what he believes to be an alien world, Soros decides to visit it and immediately gets to work on... fixing it.

Meanwhile, all is not well on Earth as Rothschild must tend to a matter of his own as he encounters a strange creature in his pawns room: a Changeling.

Can Soros make it back to Earth? Will Rothschild kill an innocent, defenseless Changeling? Or will both of them meet their demise at the hooves of the natives to Equus?

Edited by the globalist shill James Fire.

A satirical piece.

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Twilight starts to viciously attack Rarity with snuggles one fine, seemingly-normal morning. Cuteness and an extremely confused Rarity marshmallow follows.


Edited by thegamerator10 and Harmony Pie


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There's a bug under my bed. Or at least I think it's a bug.

It says it needs to stay under there to hide.

I just hope it leaves soon. And doesn't eat me before then.

Artwork by sweetsing.

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This story is a sequel to The Best of Tensions


Yesterday, a book on massage nearly destroyed Ponyville. Today, a rumor just might destroy Rarity, or lead to her destroying Ponyille. Spike is there to help, of course, or at least try to. All he really wanted to do was ask her out.


Preread by Steadfast Hoof

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After breaking her wing and being grounded for a couple days, Rainbow Dash gradually finds she's a lot smaller than she realized.

My tags: Heartwarming

Inspired by this wonderful artwork:
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Hearts and Hooves day was one of the best days to stay with your somepony, but what happened with the ponies who don't have a special somepony?

Discord knew the answer because his marefriend expended her holiday to stay with her family, he not only thought about how he felt but how his friend are suffering with this terrible day, so he decided to take them in a trip in the one place of Equestria didn't have Hearts and Hooves day in the same day of the other places. The place he didn't remember why he loved so much, but he will take his friends there. What could get wrong? It will be another guys night but in a new place.


Edited by: Dreams of Ponies

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Trash Doves invade Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is annoyed, Fluttershy is ambivalent, and everyone learns the slightly depressing yet also uplifting philosophy behind Pinkie Pie's party proclivities.


"Like Cold in Gardez's The Trouble With Phoenixes, except not funny." ~Excellent Trebuchet

Cover art by age3rcm. Support them on Patreon!

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Discord welcomes all sorts of chaos. He relishes it, in fact. It's almost his favorite thing in the whole world!

Almost. He loves Fluttershy much more, even if he hasn't quite found the words to say it yet.

Though, when Fluttershy and chaos combine, he's not sure what to think.

just something dumb I wrote that came from a single idea; not really my usual fare

FEATURED ON 2/2/17-2/4/17 ARE YOU FOR REAL??????

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Robbie Rotten, after numerous failed attempts to pursue and catch the super sporty Sporticus now sets his villainy eyes (and chin) on someone who flies around more than flips around.

Or rather, somepony.

He fails spectacularly.


Crossover with MLP and Lazytown.

Update: Hit the top of the featured box on 12/25/16. I guess this fic really is "number one".

Unfortunately, our lovable lazy antagonist suffers from pancreatic cancer in real life. If you so wish, you may donate to Stephan Karl (aka: Robbie Rotten) to help him out. Such a great man deserves the best treatment.

Update: Robbie Rotten has passed away. He will always be number one in all of our hearts.

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Twilight and her friends open up a specific type of café in the human world. It’s surprisingly successful.


Originally written as a one-shot, but due to popular pony-petting demand, I'm going to expand this story and add more chapters. Updates biweekly on Sunday (every other Sunday).

Adorable cover art made by CaptainPudgeMuffin and used with permission.

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