I thought today was just going to be one of those regular boring, uneventful days, but boy was I wrong when I came home, and found a certain someone, or should I say somepony sleeping in my bed. Either I've been drugged, or someone switched my mushrooms from lunch today, at work, with those shroom things that make you hallucinate things. But I can just say that today didn't go as planned. This is a knock off of the story Princess Celestia is in your bed remember to leave a like, and or a comment.

"Thanks, Mom." Two simple words said by a simple guard.

Not so simple when those words are accidentally addressed to Princess Celestia.

Partially based on this video.

After a huge ruckus of events occur in rapid succession, comes the pop quizzes. It's probably not good if all one can think of during the aforementioned quiz is oxen and boxen. Even if the latter isn't even a word. Maybe.

Cover art is a combo of the original story's art and an image by bobsicle0 on deviantart.

Flash Sentry is invited to a party he didn’t plan to be a part of, abandoned by the squadmate who roped him into coming to the dance club in the first place. The night was turning out to be like the last few times he was invited into a ‘guy’s night’, him sulking at a table and drinking alone.

The night took an unexpected turn the moment his gaze met hers…

Proofreaders: Midnight Quill and Setokaiva

I do not own the cover art, and I will take it down if the artist requests it.

Aaron is a hard working college student. He's been working day in and day out on a challenging paper. After finishing up his work for the evening, he starts to feel tense. Fortunately, his friend, Cloud Kicker, is willing to help relieve him of any tensions or stress he may have.

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Rarity had been asked by a client a special type of dress, but she doesn't know it very well. So she decides to go to the Golden Oak Library to gather some information on those but fall asleep during the process.

And it's at that time that Spike choose to get back home from the market and discover the sleeping Unicorn.

What will happen next?

Spoil:Contain Sparity.

This story is a sequel to Everypony is Sad

All of them. Every pony. They're all horny.

There are not many things that Rainbow Dash can't withstand. She can take on dragons and monsters all day long, but when it comes to the bitter cold she has met her match. In search of shelter from the cold, she ends up spending the night at the Apple's. But with Granny and Bloom in Appleosssa, and Applejack going to Manehatten in attempt to sell some apple goods, she ends up all alone with Big Mac.

What could possibly go wrong?

Submission to the MacDash Community contest. Not sure if I am following any of the rules, but MacDash.

Thank you to Arbarano and WolfGirl214 for all the edits!

Special thanks also goes to The Masked Ferret for the parts she helped write! Or actually did write...

Picture belongs to grethzy Its just so damn cute!

This is also a Christmas gift for Jake the Army Guy and KarmaDash. Wish I had time to write you both an individual story, but have a Merry Christmas, and enjoy so MacDash!

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A lengthy business trip causes Spike to forget the most important date he's ever had with Rarity. Now, a day late, he has to get to Ponyville as fast as he can to make things right.

But, will she accept his apology?

Winner of the Make Spike Suffer Barcast Competition!

Inspired by my good friend Seventh Heaven

Editors: Seventh Heaven, ChappedPenguinLips and The Nightingale

Art by: Shiny-Cooler

It's guy's night and Spike, Big Mac, and Discord are playing Ogres & Oubliettes as usual...except they're not playing in the castle, and Spike seems upset about something. It's up to Discord to help Spike understand what he saw and how he can come to terms with it.

Edited by Autumn Bramble
Written for the Make Spike Suffer Contest by The Barcast
Rated Teen and given a Sex Tag for: Crude References