• Published 28th Jul 2017
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Everypony is Horny - hazeyhooves



All of them. Every pony. They're all horny.

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Chapter 7

Zephyr Breeze was horny.

He was horny because he had a huge crush on his future bride, Rainbow Dash.

He loved how Rainbow made those adorable thumping noises against the floor, just for him.

She was breathing rapidly, because she was madly in love with him.

Zephyr Breeze sighed in pure bliss.

Rainbow Dash finished doing her wing push-ups and started on her sit-ups. She was showing off her stamina. This was her way of signaling hints to the stallion she loved.

Rainbow paused. "Zephyr, don't you have anything better to do?" she asked. Seductively.

"I thought you'd never ask," said Zephyr. "We have so many better things we could be doing together."

"Ugh," said Rainbow, playing hard-to-get. "Get out of here. Quit watching me during my workouts. It's creepy!"

Rainbow Dash kicked Zephyr in the flank and chased him away from the track & field. She returned to her training spot after making sure he was good and gone.

She didn't watch where she was going. She bumped into Bulk Biceps, who was lifting weights.

Rainbow tripped over his dumbbells and crashed against the ground, spraining her wing for a week.

Zephyr always knew Rainbow was horny for him, but never suspected her wing-boners were that severe.