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I love stories that Humans beat ponies. I also love war. That's about it.

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What happens when ponies try to force humanity into their hooves? Well Jenkins of course!

June 2nd, 1942. Two days before the Battle of Midway, two days before the tides of power shift in the Pacific theatre and a new threat looms over the horizon. Multi-coloured ponies talk of a "better existence" and "peace and harmony" but at the cost of losing your humanity. Naturally humanity "politely" declines this offer and the war begins, enemies turned allies face the... well to be frank, the shortest war they've ever fought.

Also did I mention how much I hate The Conversion Bureau?



Warning: Stupidity and terrible writing ahead. Health risks include, but are not limited to, severe brain haemorrhaging, stroke and vomiting.

Continue at own risk.







I do not own anything My Little Pony related in this story, other than the story itself.

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When a mysterious ship appears in Equestria, the Cutie Mark Crusaders take the opportunity to get their cutie marks in sailing. Unfortunately, said ship belongs to the Outworld Emperor Shao Kahn, and is collecting combatants for the latest Mortal Kombat tournament. Now, Twilight Sparkle and her friends are forced to enter the tournament to save their friends and stop Kahn from taking over the world.

Crossover fic based loosely on the 1995 MK movie. Violence tends towards the comedic variety rather than hardcore blood and gore.

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Equestria, a mostly peaceful place, which yet again gets disrupted by humans, three humans to be exact, and they each don't know where they are, but they definitely know they want to stay away from the planets inhabitants, that is until they learn about what they are. Join the three as they try to get off the planet and get distracted quite a bit, with the help of some ponies.

I'm going to thank Garnet Shield real quick for looking this over before I posted it.

By the way the picture I used for the cover is by Foxy-Noxy.
http://foxy-noxy.deviantart.com/

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(STORY IS UNDERGOING REEDITING)
“Demonstrate to the world, there is ‘No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy’ than a U.S. Marine.”
~Gen. James Mattis


Excited for his first deployment, young marine LCpl. Kevin Brooke and his fellow squad mates of Bravo Company 2nd Battalion 1st Marines, begin their journey through the Pacific Ocean with the U.S. Navy carrier fleet. On their second day of voyage, they encounter a large floating crystal, ending in a swift and devastating battle.

After awakening in an unknown world, four ships (‘USS’ Anchorage, Princeton, Spruance & Michael Murphy) must adapt to a land filled with talking ponies while finding their way back home. However, during their stay, Queen Chrysalis rebuilds her army to take on her new enemies, and Brooke slowly unfolds the depths of a forgotten past.


NOTICE:
*Edited/Proofread by Dumbgamer999, totallynotabrony, & Groggari
*Rated for graphic violence, language, and gore
*Additional Tags: Random (occurs a few times in the story), Comedy, Dark, Thriller
*All characters (humans) in this story are fictional and are not affiliated with the U.S. military and other international militaries
*This story takes place several months after S03E02
*My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is owned by Hasbro Studios & Lauren Faust

Featured:
-November 24, 2014 -- Wow... I have no words what to say about this. Thanks so much for this achievement.

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This story is undergoing a massive rewrite. Expect everything to change soon.

A Russian MVD Spetsnaz team is sent smashing into the ground after the Mil Mi-24 they were in was knocked out of the air. A short time later, the crew and passengers wake up to find themselves in the wreck of the helicopter - but nowhere near Moscow.

As they desperately attempt to find out where they are, they will discover that they are not alone: Other humans have also found themselves in similar situations. However, these disorganized forces may soon be fighting for their survival, against an enemy that they could never have planned for...


The original version of the story, as published 2013-2015, can be found here for those that want to read it as it was. Editing on the original story was done by The Rainbow Brony, and I am thankful for the time that he put into the story to make it better than it would have been otherwise.

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Humans had barely been spoken of by Ponykind since hundreds of years ago. The Ponies did not believe in such beasts, not even Princess Celestia who only heard of them in songs and tales of old.

But, the Human race was very old. They were know to be frightening, strong, and ruthless only fighting for what they believed in being true. But, still the ponies did not believe in such a race. Celestia being skeptical did make a promise though if human's did exist and attacked Equestria she would deal with them swiftly and without excessive amounts of bloodshed. Her skepticism might just pay off as Armies from the very Southern end of the continent have begun to march into Equestria. Will Celestia be able to defend her kingdom against this threat that seems only like a bad dream? (American Civil War Scenario Side: Confederate) (This Story will start somewhat similar to that of Facing Northern Lightning but will ebb out as the story progresses) (There will be battles don't worry)

Also read my other story:

Facing Northern Lightning

(Author's Note: I am a huge Civil War Buff. But, this story will not focus on the political issues during the Civil War but instead focus on the presidents, generals, and their armies during the Civil War.)

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Humans had barely been spoken of by Ponykind since hundreds of years ago. The Ponies did not believe in such beasts, not even Princess Celestia who only heard of them in songs and tales of old.

But, the Human race was very old. They were know to be frightening, strong, and ruthless only fighting for what they believed in being true. But, still the ponies did not believe in such a race. Celestia being skeptical did make a promise that if she ever found a nation of human's she would conquer it immediately since the humans are seen as a threat to her ponies. Her skepticism might just pay off as she soon finds out of a nation in the Northern half of the continent near Equestria. Will the humans be able to defend their nation against Celestia's aggression? (American Civil War Scenario Side: Union) (This Story will start somewhat similar to that of Facing Southern Thunder but will ebb out as the story progresses) (There will be battles don't worry)

Also read my other story:

Facing Southern Thunder

(Author's Note: I am a huge Civil War Buff. But, this story will not focus on the political issues during Civil War but instead focus on the presidents, generals, and their armies during the Civil War.)

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James went to a convention. James found fun toys. James gets sent to a strange land. James isn't a happy man.

Based off of Ryse: Son of Rome and LoHaV stories.
Sue me at your discretion. Popular as of 4/23/14.
If you want to make a similar story or have mine come through... do it. I only claim this guy and these set of events.

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