Celestia had a problem. Somepony wrote a novel about Nightmare Moon's rebellion. This made Luna quite unhappy, and unfortunately for her sister, Luna has not yet gotten the hang of modern traditions like freedom of speech, the abolition of the death penalty, and not bothering Princess Celestia when she's trying to sleep.

Fortunately, Celestia also had a faithful student, one who is now a Princess with an ill-defined portfolio and perfectly capable of dispensing justice by the laws of both today and one thousand years ago.

Now Twilight Sparkle has a problem.

(Title image hacked together from vectors by Martinnus1, Hawk9mm, and Paulie15.)

Celestia's personal dungeon. A thing of mystery. A thing of terror.

So just what does it take to get banished to such a deep, dark, horrific place?

Not much, actually.

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"Thanks, Mom." Two simple words said by a simple guard.

Not so simple when those words are accidentally addressed to Princess Celestia.

Suddenly finding herself in hell, Twilight is presented with one fact: for the rest of eternity, she's stuck in a library holding every book possible. She's expected to organize them and is allowed to read them.

What makes this hell, again?

Now has two Spanish translations, one by SPANIARD KIWI and another by Pugg-Senpai.

Twilight Sparkle wakes up one morning, to find she's living with her family and is a filly again. She's not in Canterlot but in Ponyville though, and that's just the beginning of the changes. Like her new school, and the identity of the Headmare...

Twilight's relationship with Celestia becomes fragile after Twilight learns that becoming an alicorn came with a longer lifespan, meaning she would outlive all her friends. Then her friends end up in the hospital under mysterious circumstances, will they survive? And will Twilight's relationship with Celestia?

Authors Notes: I appreciate viewer discretion and respecting of my opinions. People tried to convince me that immortality is a good thing here, but I am not a believer in that and never will be. To counter the comment that started that little debate, it's a fact that the highest age for suicide is people in their fifties. Some can overcome the pain of losing loved ones, others are overwhelmed by sadness.

Princess Twilight Sparkle decided to settle down by asking her true love to marry her and "he" accepted her proposal. It's a great moment in the young Alicorn's life, and her friends are elated at their friend's news.

Except for one of them.

Discord, the Lord of Chaos, can't believe what's happening, and tries to talk some sense into the ponies. Too bad nopony will listen to him. Why is Discord trying to talk Twilight out of marrying her true love?

Her "true love" is a book! Yes, B-O-O-K, book!

This story takes place late in season 5.

Last but not least, special thanks to flutterJackdash for helping me edit this story.

EDIT: Made the feature list on 12/12/19!! Remained featured from 12/12/19-12/14/19.

Now has a audio reading on youtube, courtesy of StaraightToThePointStudio and I am so honored!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDkAuCAQhXM&feature=youtu.be

The princesses gave their magic to Twilight to prevent Tirek from stealing it. As a result, they end up stuck in Tartarus.

Marvelous place, Tartarus. Really brings ponies together. The fact that things manage to go downhill here says a lot about the wonders of family and alicornhood.

Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI

Audio Drama by Espa_Roba_5 and Ajvasquezbrony28
Live reading by The Living Library
Live reading by Astro-Brony

Proofread by Octavia Harmony

Twilight wakes up one morning, and she can't say a word. Neither, for that matter, can anypony else. In fact, all the sound in Ponyville seems to have gone overnight. Is there a logical explanation for this? Probably not. An illogical one? Maybe...

Written as the last in a loosely connected connected trilogy, which also includes Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming and Twilight The Phraseologist .

All are standalone stories you can safely read independently of each other, so you don't have to read them to understand this.

This is part 1 of a (probably) 3 part series.

Celestia(Age 10) had finally done it! Her and her family have patiently waited 3 years to get approval to take the exam safely to enter Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns! After her mother's gruelling multiple desk jobs and her father working double shifts to even afford it, they got the fees covered!

Her real challenge was now actually taking the exam. Will she be able to finally have her wish come true, and be allowed into the premier school, or will it end in failure? Only time will tell...