Sunset Shimmer is a pony, so she likes pony things. Granted, a nice hayburger isn't exactly easy to come by in the human world, but that shouldn't stop her from using the products she's used to from Equestria, right?

Well, her humans friends might disagree, as Rarity does when finds a rather odd bottle of shampoo in Sunset's bathroom.

A short little story inspired by the Equestria Girls Monday Blue music video and my fellow fans of Sunset Shimmer, especially RileyAV, who noticed a peculiar bottle on Sunset's shelves in the last music video.

You know these stories where somebody suddenly wakes up with a creepy, unknown voice in their head? Well that's what's happening to me, except I'm that strange voice, and I'm not stuck in somebody, I'm stuck in somePONY.
How did I get here? And how will I ever find a way to go back without so much as a body to call my own?

Now with 100% more cover art thanks to the splendiferously awesome Exelzior! Go read his stuff instead of mine! Do it!

Rated teen for foul-mouthed protagonist. Expect bad words.

Queen Chrysalis has finally done it. She has breached the mighty defenses of Canterlot with her endless army and now stands to enslave all of ponykind for her subjects and herself. Even the Royal Sisters bow before her now. Nothing can stop her! She is invincible!

Wait a minute, what's that noise coming from outside the palace?

Angel, like all bunnies, is as evil as he is cute.  When the dastardly plot of the largest bunny organization in the region threatens Fluttershy, he's the best-qualified critter to take them down.

This story is the embodiment of multiple writing experiments, some of which were not originally intended.

Edited/Proofread by Bugsydor and hawthornbunny.

(Image credit: screencap from Monty Python, edited by hawthornbunny)

This story is a sequel to Twilight Hears The Narrator

After her odd encounter with the mysterious entity, Twilight has grown rather accustomed to living with the voice of a narrator following her life. Although she still doesn't understand his presence, she has begun to accept him as a friend. But the confusion only grows, as the Narrator finds himself following the stories of other ponies. And Twilight will soon learn that she is not the only one who can hear the voice of the handsome, talented, witty, charming, manly gentlecolt yours truly!

Some people say that Celestia and Luna are useless. That they lounge in the castle while delegating all their responsibilities to hard working, underappreciated, exceptionally well-read students. That even when faced directly with threats to kingdom and country, they fold like cheap origami and wait to be rescued.

These people are correct. But there's a very good reason for it!

[Rated Teen due to a dark scene early on to set some backstory, and occasional comedic death]

Thanks for 200 followers!

Everything seemed fine until they came... the balloons bloons...

Created and granted life by a surviving, maniacal mirror-pool clone of Pinkie and set upon Equestria, these bloons contain much, much more than just hot air. And so, by enlisting the help of a mysterious monkey tribe from beyond the Everfree, Equestria will fight...

...And they have an ally in the Monkey Confederacy.

Based off of BTD 5/Bloons Monkey City/BTD Battles bloons and towers. I just got BTD6, but my phone doesn't want to let me install it without freeing up like twice the amount of space that the app actually takes up.