Reader, Writer, and a Reviewer of shitfics.

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Hello Everypony Welcome To My Page

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul.

Take a minute to be kind to someone today, even if that someone is you. We all need a little more kindness, giving and receiving.

Peace for Ukraine!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.

You're obviously suffering from a severely repressed libio complex, manifesting as a projection of your own insecurities onto others around you... in other words, you're jelly of this. *Points at bod*

Writing wrongs.

I like me a good story, and bacon. Its all about dat bacon

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

hello

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Mothpony enthusiast who has never ever written anything in their life.

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

Self-Titled Historian, some time fanfic writer, Full time gamer. Avid enjoyer of WW2 themed games and stories. If it involves The Third Reich, The Soviet Union or the other Allied Powers, I'm Into It!

~Where you're going, you don't need skin to feel.~

mayorlight from DeviantArt and Derpibooru; Equestria Girls devotee

Old Me, New Attitude

I write weird stuff.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

(No longer active) I'm more active on Youtube and Discord.

Fluttershy Fanboy Supreme

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

Since the show over, I'm gone, no more stories from me

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

A writer of stories grounded in reality and with the goal of creating a larger and more vibrant Equestrian World! I write sagas not short stories.

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.