I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)

I'm a proud brony who reads stuff for a living. I also write darkfics & family-friendly stuff every-so-often. All I can say is, if you plan to read any of my content, happy horrors ;)

Casual pony fan who's been meaning to write something down for way too long. I love friend-shipping, Rarijack, and gardening. Avatar by Toodles3702

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

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