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GeodesicDragon


I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

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During an experiment, Twilight manages to bring a bottle containing a mysterious orange liquid into Equestria. Her curiosity gets the better of her and she decides to taste it, purely in the interests of science.

She soon finds that the pony body isn't designed to handle the awesomeness that is Irn Bru, at least not without some rather odd side effects. Side effects that her unfortunate assisstant will now have to put up with...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Comments may contain spoilers.

Inspired by a conversation I had on TeamSpeak with the awesome Sweet Tale (AKA Greatodyer).

I regret nothing.

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Geo has proposed to Twilight Sparkle, and she has gleefully accepted. One of the first things she wants to do is tell her family, as well as a couple of her other friends, the exciting news.

It should be a piece of cake, but there are just two small problems: the fact that Twilight's family aren't even aware of her relationship with the human, and the fact that a certain Princess of the Night hasn't met him yet.

How will Twilight Velvet and Night Light react to the sudden and shocking news that their precious daughter not only has a boyfriend they didn't know about, but that she is also engaged to him? What will Shining Armour make of his soon-to-be brother-in-law? But most important of all — how will Luna react?

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Rated Teen for sexual references.

This was originally Part 2.5 of the Geoverse series. But during the rewrite of To Friend Is Human, I added in meetings with Twilight's family and Luna — making this story obsolete.

But rather than delete it, I simply decided to rebrand it as part of the Alternate Geoverse.

Enjoy!

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When Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn, she was surprised. But she was even more surprised to find that her human husband had been transformed with her.

Several months later, an aspiring writer wishes to turn the couple's story into a novel. They gladly tell him how they both adjusted to their new bodies, while Geo struggled to understand his new abilities.

But, of course, they weren't the only ones who had to get used to the sudden change...

Please read the Author's Notes in the Prologue!

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Inspired by an idea given to me by Lord Guffington.

Rated Teen for swearing.

Part of the Alternate Geoverse.

The OC Sweet Tale is owned by the awesome Greatodyer, and is used with permission.

Cover art by the equally awesome Ikemtz16!

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Ace has snapped, and now Doctor Robo terrorises Equestria in his bid to reform the world in his own image. Meanwhile, sinister forces are working behind the scenes and taking advantage of the chaos. What will become of Geo and Twilight, and all that they hold dear?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This story was once known as Part Seven of the canon Geoverse, but it was declared non-canon due to a lack of updates — as well as being requested by some readers.

Co-written with Crimson Star.

Rated Teen for language and violence (in later chapters).

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One is a human.

The other is a Changeling.

These two species have never interacted before... until now.

But when everything they've heard about the other hasn't exactly been positive, can they can learn a thing or two and realise that the actions of many can't cloud your judgement of the individual?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part of the Geoverse.

This story was written for Chessboard_Jack, who asked me to write a Geoverse story featuring his OC (Tenna). That said, I would like to stress that this is NOT a commission. Consider it to be a gift for a friend. I don't do commissions because I don't consider myself to be good enough of a writer to warrant charging people to write their ideas.

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Princess Twilight Sparkle is expecting her friends to arrive in Canterlot. But when the train doesn't arrive on time she, naturally, starts to fear the worst.

Although Spike tries to reassure her that all is well with her friends, the nervous Princess can't help but think of a few reasons which could be to blame for the sudden and inexplicable delay.

When the train finally does arrive she learns the real reason for the delay — though it's not exactly what she was expecting it to be.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This story was written to celebrate me finally reaching 300 followers (what a journey that was).

Enjoy!

Cover art by SonicRainboomGirl.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders have put up with the constant bullying from Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon for long enough. One afternoon after school, the girls are waiting to be picked up when the two prissy fillies once again start giving them grief.

But when their pickup arrives, he also brings some words of wisdom... showing Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon that they aren't as high and mighty as they think.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part of the Geoverse.

This is just a little idea (little being the key word) I came up with during an unexpected hiatus I took. As soon as I was able, I put fingers to keyboard and wrote the story.

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This story is a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista 2


He gave his word that he would print a retraction, and that my name would be cleared. I sat in his office and cried as I told him of my fears regarding my sister, and he told me that I would get what I deserved.

I was a fool to have believed him. He accused me of trying to use 'emotional blackmail', and now my good name has been dragged even further through the mud.

But just when I thought all hope was lost, Fate smiled upon me and gave me the edge I needed. And now, that human is going to pay for what he has done to me and my reputation. Literally.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is the final part of the Scotsman And The Fashionista trilogy.

Part One
Part Two

Jock's dialogue is once written in a Scots accent, but an English translation is available if you need it.

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This is just a collection of things I wrote which are either too short to make into a proper story, or ideas I started and then abandoned for various reasons.

Warning: Contains 100% Randomness and 0% Sense.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Each chapter has some tags in it to denote what the story is about. The tags are separated with spaces.

1P: 1st Person | 2P: 2nd Person | C: Comedy | S: Sad
GR: Geoverse Related | R: Romance | H: Human | OC: Original/Own Characters
OM: Overused Meme | FT: Filly Twilight | WIE: Warcraft In Equestria | BL: Bad Language
V: Violence | NC: Non-Canon* | A: Abandoned** | ST: Suggestive Themes
D: Dark | SoL: Slice of Life | Rnd: Random | X: Crossover | UKoE: UK of Equestria***

* Only used for stories which have the GR tag.
** The chapter was going to be a separate one-shot, but was scrapped for reasons specified in the Author's Notes.
*** The chapter was inspired by one or more users of the UK of Equestria TeamSpeak.

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While out for a walk, Derpy Hooves comes across a ruined building. While there, she finds a new game. A strange voice tells her to play it, and so Derpy decides to do just that. She finds a willing play partner in Spike, but the two of them find that the game appears to be broken...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This story is a collaborative effort between Vetnern and myself. The idea was that Vetnern would write the prologue, and then I would write the ending. This is the result of our combined endeavours.

Editing and proof-reading done by me. Derpy Hooves vector by invaderliz-thecat on DeviantArt.

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