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GeodesicDragon


I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

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This is a 'what-if' story? As in, 'What if they didn't forgive Spike for what he did?'. That's why everyone is OOC.

Spike's rampage through Ponyville has left the town in ruins, and made the townsponies realise how dangerous he will become as he grows up. Even Twilight and the other Elements are distant. They send him away while they repair the damage he caused.

With everypony seemingly against him, Spike feels alone. But he soon finds an ally in a certain mailmare — somepony who knows all too well what it feels like to be in everypony's bad books.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

I got the idea to write this from someone I am following on Twitter. They asked 'How is it even possible to ship Spike and Derpy?'. To which I thought 'Challenge Accepted'. Of course, they didn't say what kind of 'ship' it had to be. So why not friendship?

I've tried my best with this, I really have. But bearing in mind that the characters have never even interacted in the show, it was hard to write. However, I did my best, and now leave it to you, the reader, to decide how good it is.

Oh, and just because Derpy is clumsy... that doesn't mean she's not smart.

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Everyone knows the story of how Geo came to be in Equestria, how he came to meet Twilight Sparkle and the Mane Six, and how he fell in love only for Fate to royally screw him over and send him back to his own world.

But what if he had met somepony else instead? Namely Cheerilee, the stalwart teacher of Ponyville's young. Through their time together, they both realise that they can learn so much from each other — including how to love.

But when jealousy rears its ugly head, the consequences can be very dire indeed...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part of the Alternate Geoverse.

It is simply an idea that I've had for a while and wanted to write. The story starts after Geo is shot and ends up in the forest clearing. It is written in first person from Geo's POV.

Characters will be tagged as they appear.

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When the Cutie Mark Crusaders go missing during a school camping trip, Miss Cheerilee enlists the help of Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity to help find them. When the search turns up no trace of the three intrepid fillies, everyone begins to suspect the worst.

But their fate is unlike anything anybody could have expected...

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Twilight Sparkle meets a stallion and, seeing a chance to make a new friend, starts talking to him.

But not everything is as it seems...

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When Pinkie Pie gets a credit card, she wants nothing more than to use it to buy lavish gifts for her friends.

So, that's exactly what she does.

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This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Four: The Farmer And The Spy


Geo was facing a jail term for killing a man in self-defence. So the last thing he expected was for Princess Celestia to save him from the slammer. All she wants in return is for him to share a conversation with her and her sister.

It is this conversation that makes Geo, and the Princesses, realise that love is there for everypony to enjoy - regardless of who they are.

Meanwhile, it would appear that love is springing up all over Ponyville...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part Five of the Geoverse, so I suggest you read the stories about it, starting with To Friend Is Human. This whole thing is basically a load of one-shot romance fics put together.

I switch between first and third person in order to provide narrative from another characters point of view.

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Big Macintosh told Applejack that I lost the grass seeds I was supposed to be planting. But how on Equestria did I lose them in the first place?

Only I know how... and I think it's about time I came clean.

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Told in first person from Caramel's point of view.

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This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Three: To Live Is Human


This story will soon be rewritten from the ground up.

John has been in Equestria for a long time now, and he has made many friends. But he sees himself wanting to be more than friends with one of them. The thing is, does she feel the same way?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part Four of the Geoverse.

The story is told in first person from John's point of view.

I felt that the character deserved his own story. So, why not tell the story of how he finally gets his own special somepony? This thing is really just a surprise for the people who have read To X Is Human. The story does contain references to said trilogy, so if you haven't read it - you won't get any of them.

This story is a bit on the moody side. I actually rewrote the Epilogue three times because I wasn't happy with it. I'm still not, to be honest. But it'll do.

Rated Teen for swearing and mild sexual themes.

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Zecora comes across a Chaos-ravaged Ponyville and meets the one responsible for it.

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I lost a bet with this guy. The deal was that if I won, he had to write a Luna/Derpy shipfic (which he's doing anyway, apparently). However, if he won, I had to write a Zecora/Discord shipfic. Mind you, he did neglect to say what kind of relationship it had to be. :D

Anyway, this is the result of my endeavours.

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This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Two: To Love Is Human


Geo has finally made it back to Equestria and married Twilight Sparkle. But as they prepare to enjoy their new life together, he learns something that makes him question his friendships. When a threat arrives in Equestria, he soon realises that even though someone doesn't act like a friend, it doesn't mean that they're not.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Cover Art by Anoymousperson123.

Part Three of the Geoverse.

Comments contain spoilers.

Rated Teen for sexual references, swearing and violence.

It is recommended that you read To Observe Is Science! by Crimson Star, as things happen there that will be referenced to in this story, and you might not get them.

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