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GeodesicDragon


I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

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When Button Mash is forced by his mother to attend a slumber party with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, he is very much against the idea. However, he has no choice but to make this one sacrifice if he wants to get his precious JoyBoy back.

Thankfully for him, it all turns out to be better than he expected... until it comes to the 'Truth' part of 'Truth or Dare.'

As a result of this, Button's greatest secret comes to light — but it's not the one the Crusaders were expecting to hear...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Joint second entry for UK of Equestria's July Fimfiction Writing Contest, the theme for which was simply 'Slumber Party.'

Comments contain spoilers.

Now with a reading by EnderBlaze!

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Silvia is stuck in a job she hates, lacking the motivation to find a new one.

Cubic has an unhealthy obession with cubes of all shapes and sizes.

Both of them have been set up on a blind date with each other.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Commissioned by Silvarrn, one of the admins over at the UK of Equestria forums.

ACTUAL WORD COUNT: 2,594

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This story is a sequel to The Origin Of Sunbutt


Twilight Sparkle now knows how Celestia got the nickname 'Sunbutt', thanks to Luna — but when Celestia finds out, she decides to even the score.

After all, she isn't the only one with an embarrassing nickname and a story to tell, even if both were borne of tragedy...

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This story is a sequel to Sweet Tale's Sweet Tale


Sweet Tale has good friends, a good job, and a good home — it's just a pity he can't enjoy a good birthday as well.

With all of his friends too busy to celebrate with him, will Sweet Tale actually have a good day? Or will he simply wish for it to end so that he can repress the memory of the worst birthday ever?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Written as a birthday present for Greatodyer. Happy Birthday, you loveable git!

The majority of ponies in this story are OCs, which belong to members of the UK of Equestria forum.

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After arriving at the outskirts of a place called Ponyville through reasons you don't understand, you are quickly set upon by the local welcoming committee — a bright pink pony whose idea of a welcome is attempting to murder you with cuddles.

How are you going to get out of this one?

AUTHORS NOTES

My response to the sudden influx of cuddle-fics. It is not to be taken seriously (especially the ending).

I regret nothing. Rated Teen for one use of strong language.

Cover image cropped from 'Pinkie Simulator' by doubleWbrothers. See Source for link.

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Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon reckon that having money and power makes them superior to other ponies. They are also not very fond of blank flanks, and relish in making life a misery for anypony who is yet to find their calling.

So when they meet a blank flank unicorn filly from Canterlot who thinks that having money and power is not all it's cracked up to be, they begin to defend their own opinions.

Things only escalate from there, and the two of them end up getting more than they bargained for.

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Princess Celestia has met many individuals whom she could call friends during her life. But given the fact she does not age like they do, she cannot bring herself to be there when they pass on. Still grieving after being forced to banish her own sister to the moon, she cannot face the prospect of losing those close to her.

Anthony, however, is the last human in Equestria; he is also the next to go. Now Celestia is determined to face her fears so she can be with him at the end.

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Geo and Twilight Sparkle: Husband and wife. Father and mother. Prince and Princess.

They have been through so much in their time together, and their love has never been stronger. So what is the best gift they can get each other when it comes to Hearts and Hooves Day, especially when they both agree that having each other is good enough?

Twilight thinks she has the answer — a spell that will allow the couple to swap bodies for a day. After all, nothing says "I love you" like seeing the world from your partner's point of view.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Based on an idea left on my profile by Angels.

For the purposes of this fic, pretend that Equestria Girls never happened.

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A pegasus walking home from work overhears his human neighbours talking about the things they like to do to fillies, so he does what any rational pony would do — and assembles an angry mob.

However, what he thinks he heard and what was actually said are two very different things.

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Prince Geo has been dispatched to the Gryphon lands on royal business while his wife, Princess Twilight Sparkle, has been left behind in Canterlot. Also going with the Prince are Spike, who will be the couple's primary source of communication and Geo's friend John, who is only going along for a change of scenery.

While Geo is attending to his duty, a letter from Twilight arrives — which explains in clear detail what she is going to expect from her husband when he gets home. Spike and John, seizing the chance to have some fun, decide to write a letter back to the desperate mare... which results in all three males getting a surprise.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Reading the other stories in the 'Geoverse' is NOT required to understand and/or enjoy this one!

Many, many thanks to Mikazuchi for the idea!

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