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Hazard?

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I really need an actual a better avatar.

If you don't have a magic horn, make one!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

Welcome to the cum zone

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

And then there's this asshole.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Hi I exist I guess. I'm writing a pretty serious non-mlp story, and felt like writing some stuff on the side as a refresher.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I write to my fancy!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Hi.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Hug your nearest alicorn.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

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who me

A fan of the show since high school, and avid writer of fanfics I'm way too shy to post.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Just trying to be better.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't