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Kiss me, my account is 10!

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Night-horse is not entertained.

A brony with a lot of love for the show and a lot of questions about its direction. Sometimes I write stuff.

Kill me.

Let's Play..

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Just a writer who enjoys writing and MLP.

Part of a machine, I am not a human being.

Salutations, Equestria! Vocal Chord here. "Write a short bio!" they said. "You'll know what to put in it!" they said. Hopefully this covers it: I write stuff. The end. There isn't much else to say...

I like to make fun of poor people.

I teach school in Ponyville.

~Enter funny sentence here~

As a writer you ask yourself to dream while you're awake. As an editor you ask yourself how to change a story while leaving it the same.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write pony smut. Thats about all you need to know.

A surgeon that loves MLP and is a hater of the disease known as Mary sue and it's variants.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

irresistible

The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.

I really should update this crappy avatar. If you need some commissions done, check out my gallery on Tumblr or message me.

Success is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, and 50% pain.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

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It's like going through shit hoping to find a nugget. A gold nugget.

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You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

Zephyr Verve, editor, proofreader, creativity well and professional moron at your service!

I am a student of economics,history and biology. I've come here to produce my seminal work Draconomachi. I hope to complete a and have it edited and posted somewhere it'll get noticed.

Artist, Author, Asian... Trifecta Perfecta~

"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For indeed, that's all who ever have." ~ Margaret Mead

Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.

the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?

IDGAF. Enjoy my unique brand of stuff you can't show your parents.

Just some average late teen that enjoys life.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous