I don't know anything!

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I'm not dead yet.

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

Time to make some good horse words. (Patreon)

My name is Cameron, I am currently a junior in highschool and plan on joining the US Coast Guard when I graduate from Nova. I love horses, steam locomotives, vintage cars, and military equipment

List of names past: Dovahbrony, Dragonborn of Steel, The Son of Sparda, The Chosen Undead, and Joshua Hawke

I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?