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One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

100% done with your crap™

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Yes, always.

I am a teen living somewhere in Suisun City, California. I like writing, reading, video games, eating, other stuff, and, of course, ponies! I'm a weirdo and am crazy. There, that's all!

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Captain Cutie on duty!

A little self conscious, I suppose. Hopefully putting these out will help with that.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Just some guy, riding out his time.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.

Ponies: They're what's for awesome!

This account is co-owned by John Roetzer and Xplayer, who are currently collaborating on the fanfic "Royal Pains."

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

Author of Saints and Sparkles, now just a reader

(Insert witty comment here)

Mexican. Polymath. Tourism Degree. Lives in Cancun, and has lived in Toronto, Mexico City and on the road. Likes to give free vacation advice. Unlikely to give you a free vacation.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

"Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there."

I write for a living, and when I'm not doing that, I think about writing.

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Writer, poor artist, and voracious reader.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.