A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
Brony, Whovian, gamer, writer, reviewer, riffer, have a beard... I guess that's pretty much it.
The barbarians are no longer at the gates, they're in the walls. Our only hope is the resurgence of strong men and strong arms to save the American hegemony and our way of life.
You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™
"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.
It's all about diabolical calculations of empathy, yo.
I'm an experienced writer and editor who happens to like ponies.
A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.
I'm a lazy writer who loves what I do, but is too lazy to write half the time. If you have an idea for a story, shoot it at me though. I just might take it♥
Everything I touch turns to shipfic. All my stories will be uploaded here shortly.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.
A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.
Hi, I write pony stuff as a hobby. As such, the amount of time I put into it varies. Feel free to ask me questions or send messages but I'm bad at responding in a timely manner.
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.