I submitted Forever Inside A Fishbowl to the Royal Guard yesterday, and apparently these were the reasons why it was rejected. I thought some of you might be curious.
—Lack of Conflict
—Lack of Story
—Punctuation Issues (Comma Splices)
—Frequent Typos

Make of it what you will, but that lack of story one really cracked me up!

Yeah, you know what I'm gonna say. Go read it.

One shot monologue is in the works.

Oi you, there's a new story out, you should probably read it.

Phew, Heartstrings is finally done. It took me a heck of a lot longer than I would have liked, but there's not much that can be done about that, unless I'm a timelord. I still need to go eat up a foolish proofreader and I will, eventually. Socialising just takes so much effort man! Then submit it to that giant over there known as Equestria Daily and I'll let you know on the

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Righto, I'm back from what was some seriously grueling revision, to conditions I can write in. As such, I feel compelled to give you a GIF.

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Hi there, how are you all doing? Me? Just fine. I've been neglecting writing recently, but more importantly, I'm off to England for two weeks and I'll be rather busy. Busy enough, to think it's very unlikely for a chapter to be up for at least that time; perhaps longer. Sorry about that. I swear, these first-world problems will be the bane of me someday...

The Season finale was exactly that. The (few) of you watching me have probably figured out that I'm not one for blog posts, but I think I'll make an exception here. In case you couldn't tell, some of the following is drenched in an inadequate sarcasm.

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I simply wanted to thank everyone who has taken the time to read my incomplete, first fan fiction, Heartstrings. An even bigger thanks goes to those of you that have bothered to: favorite, comment, upvote, the story and follow me. Today, it hit the 100 unique views mark; that'll only encourage me to persist, both for this particular story, as well the all the fiction to come. Happy reading; good writing to you all. PS: Please comment

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