An Attempt at Normalcy · 7:32pm Dec 31st, 2014
First things first: 'normalcy' shouldn't be spelled that way. I like the idea of 'normalicy' or 'normalacy' much better. That's the English language for you.
I've been getting a crapload of help from all the bro-ponies over on Reddit, and despite my body's attempts to kill me by turning a blind eye to a nefarious guerrilla unit known as "the flu", I'm still standing--er, sitting on a cheap folding chair--to type these words. No, I don't care how much you pay me, world. I'm still writing.