The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

I'll try to try.

I am a BIG Rarity fan. I am also one of the biggest Gamers you will ever meet. My favorite MLP FIM episode is a tie between A Friend In Deed and A Dog and Pony Show.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

He's just this guy, you know?

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

British editor who occasionally writes pony fics.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

My stories are for all purposes dead. However, if you want them, feel free to ask

Writer, Editor, and Shipper of Good Ships. Your typical cotton candy haired lesbian. Yes, I have pronouns. No, you can't have them.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Imagine not writing about ponies in the current year

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

BRONY OF HEART AND I LIKE SOMETIMES READING CLOPFIC. LOL THE BEST STORIES ARE THE TEEN RATED ONES THE EXACT AMOUNT OF EROTISM AND STORY. APPLEJACK IS BEST PONY EVAAAAA.

I like Ponies, especially pegasus ponies.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

I like to quote Jaden Smith in my works.

I'm a historian by training, a teacher by trade.

Just a simple brony from New Jersey. Long time lurker coming out of the shadows.

Hmmmm. A biography, eh? Should be- Nahhhh, can't be bothered. I do art and stuff (like my profile pic), so if you want to check that out, you can, here: http://thedoctorwhooves.deviantart.com/

Long time brony

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Just a brony who knows what he wants to do in life.

Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I wrote a horse story once.

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

"Figs you're just peak irony." —Caligari87