I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".
I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere
"No time for goodbye," he said as he faded away. "Don't put your life in someone's hands; they're bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes, 'cause they'll find you, burn you."
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
Yarrr!! WeirdBeard be in the writing mood, or something. Idunno, probably'll edit this later.
Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.
Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.
i like electronics and RC aircraft, mostly helicopters. i am also good at fixing things.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I don't even... Nope, still don't even... Twilight would be ashamed...
A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.
Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.
A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.
Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...
Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!
Hello, I am Sunstar, and I am a professional author. I love to write and share my stories.