Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm a go playing brony who reads and writes fan fiction works. That's about all you need to know.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

Big Sister is Watching You

The Author Who Cannot Read. ((profile art by @Emma_The_Ward on Twitter))

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Big Banana

Soon™...

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

rap 'n literature babyyyy

I'm pretty uninteresting. I also can't write or draw, but I do both anyway.

Beware the man who speaks in Dededes. The man who comes from a world of nerdery... That is the enigma known as Zum1UDontNo.

I love anime. Hahaha. No real point in sharing anything else.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Hey everybody! :D just saying I love button mash x sweetie belle and soarin x rainbow dash, so if you have a fanfiction about any of them please tell me and I'll check it out

When life gives you lemons, extract the citric acid from the lemon juice and sell it as teeth whitener. Might as well make a quick quid when you're gonna die anytime soon.

"How can a golden heart carry so heavy?"

I'm a huge pegasister and love everything about mlp. Favorite couple twipie. Favorite cmc couple button belle