Button Mash is the greatest hero in all of Equestria. With limitless courage and enormous strength, he emerged victorious against the final boss and the greatest threat Equestria has ever seen: a Draconequus by the name of Monotony.

Discord is more than happy to retell the story, at a sleepover he's having with some friends. If you don't like his, ahem, unique narrating, a regular version will be posted alongside it.

Contains amounts of ButtonBelle, but it's not the main focus. Don't come here if you're looking for a pure ButtonBelle fic.

The story in its entirety takes place before Crusaders of the Lost Mark. The story told by Discord (the main story) takes place between seasons 2 and 3.