Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

No bio here. Just a box.

Overly creative and have never finished a pet project in my life. A bad combination for someone who wants to take a crack at Fic writing.

A fellow traveler...

I have no idea what i'm doing.

VERILY MY GOOD SIRS!

I love writing, but I'm seldom content with what I write.

Hello. I do things every now and then. Also, ponies.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I'm just a regular person who enjoys writing, and encouraging others to write as well.

Author of The Conversion Bureau: Last Man Standing. Hoping to write more when time presents itself.