time is a crime

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

This is fiction. But it is based...

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

irresistible

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

The man without a plan.

space is a waste

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

What to do with my life now