I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Just trying to be better.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

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Just another fan-fiction author with a taste for the bizzare

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!