Words are to me as gold is to a dragon.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Canadian citizen, Serbian origin. Love to write crossovers and I'm a proofreader, too.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

There and back again.

I'm your friendly neighborhood Sir Dies-A-Lot, and I have a habit of resurrecting more often than Jesus! If you came for quality content, then you'd best high-tail it outta here! ...Because I suck.

Writer of stories!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.

Had some fan-fic ideas I mulled over for a while. Then wrote part of them, but they didn't get a whole lot of attention on DeviantArt. So, I figured I'd try my luck here.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Computer Science student by day, DJ by evenings. Twilight Sparkle is his favourite pony. Lives and breathes music. DJ at PonyvilleFM

It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.

A Canadian idiot.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Goatmeal (previously "warlord487") is an editor, and is open to help YOU with your stories! (See user page for details.) TwiDash is his OTP. He is me.

*Transforms into Lord Darius Crowley and cleaves everyone on Earth to death with my bare fists*