[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

space is a waste

loves tiaras.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

You can't see the forest...

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Only mostly dead.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.