Oh. Five years?

Just a twenty-something who writes about ponies and drama

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

I won’t really post anything on here. I’m just here for the fics. I’m almost always active.

I honestly don't know why I am still here. Oh well, more stories to read!

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Not much to say except my hysterical crush on sugar...

The greatest storyteller of our time, or just another smuck pony fan on the internet? YOU decide! (Also I do episode analysis sometimes.)

Not a Writer.

🇬🇧 I like bat horses and cat birds 🇬🇧

https://youtu.be/yu0HjPzFYnY

I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

Just a sciencey pony reading fanponies. 8D

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY!!!!!!!

still here, apparently!

It's pronounced "Great Goofball"

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Wait, what? I can't write things, why in the world are you in my house?

Just a guy who loves to read.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

There may be reason and there may be logic, but much like Pinky, I have yet to find them. Although, unlike Pinky, I have yet to find the 4th wall, as well as the. . . (tangentel nonsenical thoughts)

The show may have ended, but I'm going to keep on reading until the last writer stops writing!

Human. Still human. ["with sentences [...] reads like they were written by a drunk, stoned, and autistic disorganized schizophrenic", as one said]

pony pony pony pony

beak enthusiast

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!